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Friday Apr 22, 2005

Apr 22, 2005
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well i am not good at adding anything to this so here i go.. i went skinny dipping today, not by choice. i was fishing and one of my poles flew into the water. so i stip down to my underwear and dive in after it. my underwear slid off as i went in the water. so there i am swiming after my pole nude and theres this old cuple on shore watching me. i could not get my pole back nd lots my underwear. that water was also cold but i figure the atleast the old lady got to see my young junk.



oh yeah i also started playing a new joke on all my friends and well just any person i can. ok here it is. it only works on people with camera phones. i take their phone when they are not paying attention. then i go and take pictures of my balls. then just put their phone back. im trying to make it to 100 before i get found out. only like 37 left. so watch out. and if you found a pic of balls on your phone it might have got you.

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