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Sunday Dec 22, 2002

Dec 22, 2002
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taking four darvocet within the span of an hour has a serious way of altering your perception of reality.

I didn't think my pupils could actually get that big.

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...but cindy crawford offered.
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jackd:
Well, even if she did offer, if she winks at you and asks you to pick up whatever it is that she drops, turn around and run away-Because it wasn't Cindy Crawford....it was my crazy uncle Milton who freakishly looks like her, only he has a bald head and a beard down to his belly.....Ah, those fun childhood holiday memories.
Dec 22, 2002
cheshire42:
So, when you say big pupils, are we talking anime-character big? Or just run of the mill blotto big? smile

Dec 23, 2002

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