Saturday was mostly spent fucking off. I tried watching Man Bites Dog sometime last night, but I just couldn't deal with the sheer French-ness of it, and Finding Forrester seemed too serious for my mood. So, I invited my friend Tessa over at about midnight and we watched Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Billy! You are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.
San Dimas High School Football Rules!
I don't see Tessa that often...we usually only hook up in person when I say "hey! you wanna come over and drink heinekens and watch Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?" or some variant of that. I think she's cute, and I think she likes me, but she's kind of dumb; the loud, opinionated kind of dumb. However, she was telling me about her plans to get pistols tattooed on her hips, and it gave me a hard-on while she was talking about it.
My standards for female companionship have sunk so low that as long as you'll tolerate me, I'm happy for you to be around.
Billy! You are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.
San Dimas High School Football Rules!
I don't see Tessa that often...we usually only hook up in person when I say "hey! you wanna come over and drink heinekens and watch Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?" or some variant of that. I think she's cute, and I think she likes me, but she's kind of dumb; the loud, opinionated kind of dumb. However, she was telling me about her plans to get pistols tattooed on her hips, and it gave me a hard-on while she was talking about it.
My standards for female companionship have sunk so low that as long as you'll tolerate me, I'm happy for you to be around.