Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

taswell

Member Since 2002

Followers 14 Following 8

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday Dec 15, 2002

Dec 15, 2002
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Saturday was mostly spent fucking off. I tried watching Man Bites Dog sometime last night, but I just couldn't deal with the sheer French-ness of it, and Finding Forrester seemed too serious for my mood. So, I invited my friend Tessa over at about midnight and we watched Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Billy! You are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.

San Dimas High School Football Rules!

I don't see Tessa that often...we usually only hook up in person when I say "hey! you wanna come over and drink heinekens and watch Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?" or some variant of that. I think she's cute, and I think she likes me, but she's kind of dumb; the loud, opinionated kind of dumb. However, she was telling me about her plans to get pistols tattooed on her hips, and it gave me a hard-on while she was talking about it.

My standards for female companionship have sunk so low that as long as you'll tolerate me, I'm happy for you to be around.

More Blogs

  • 04.12.03
    3

    Saturday Apr 12, 2003

    out. of. hand. the inside of my mouth tastes delightful.
  • 04.08.03
    3

    Wednesday Apr 09, 2003

    couple a things, off the head. clean-shaven vajay-jays are funny l…
  • 04.05.03
    3

    Saturday Apr 05, 2003

    sadie's naked! sadie's got great tits. that is all!
  • 04.03.03
    2

    Thursday Apr 03, 2003

    portland was nice and portland-y. didn't get to everything on my port…
  • 03.31.03
    1

    Monday Mar 31, 2003

    Wrestlemania's over. Wrestling fans are goddamn mutants. Rowdy …
  • 03.28.03
    2

    Friday Mar 28, 2003

    So, I'm in Seattle. They put me up at The W, which seems like some fa…
  • 03.25.03
    5

    Wednesday Mar 26, 2003

    Fucking ska fucking music. I feel like I'm 17 all over again. It's…
  • 03.23.03
    5

    Sunday Mar 23, 2003

    Last night, I went to a party, a cocktail party, where the attendees …
  • 03.20.03
    4

    Thursday Mar 20, 2003

    Thanks to our current war efforts, I'm currently trapped in my office…
  • 03.20.03
    1

    Thursday Mar 20, 2003

    Saddam is so emo. I wish I had hella doubles.

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
21
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,599 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,613 followers
  • 14,946,853 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,458,366 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo