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taking four darvocet within the span of an hour has a serious way of altering your perception of reality.

I didn't think my pupils could actually get that big.

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...but cindy crawford offered.
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jackd:
Well, even if she did offer, if she winks at you and asks you to pick up whatever it is that she drops, turn around and run away-Because it wasn't Cindy Crawford....it was my crazy uncle Milton who freakishly looks like her, only he has a bald head and a beard down to his belly.....Ah, those fun childhood holiday memories.
cheshire42:
So, when you say big pupils, are we talking anime-character big? Or just run of the mill blotto big? smile

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*boom*

LaLeLiLoLu

it's the perfect suicide girl.

There's no way I'm going to be well enough to enjoy tonight's festivities to the fullest. That's some fucking bullshit.

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I don't fish. But Fisherman's Friend lozenges are my motherfucking home-dogs.
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I am come home from the SGSF non-denominational winter hootenany. It was about as crazy and outrageous as I would've expected. Saw some old acquaintences, met some SGers IRL for the first time (Hi earplug! Hi magenta!), and made some brand new friends. I would still be there if I wasn't so intent on being deathly ill...walking around the mission in the miserable rain probably...
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jackd:
Yeah, Jango Fett is just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe, he's not *evil*.....But, I am disappointed that yet another great money-making idea that I have is gonna go straight down the pisser, because really, the idea of being an assasin with a lightsaber and force powers sounds so bad-ass. Ha, you could even have a mission in which you kill a jedi, or something-like Mace Windu, you know he's gonna die in this next movie, so, why not in a video game? biggrin Oh well...there's always something else to occupy my time.
earplug6947:
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It's official. I'm sick. Sick like dog. I can actually *feel* my nasal tissues swelling and pumping out mass quantities of mucus, and little bits of my lungs try to escape my chest every time I cough. This wouldn't be so bad were I at home, watching someone win big at Plinko on The Price is Right, drinking ginger ale and eating chicken noodle soup....
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jackd:
Dude, if you're a tester, and you know some up there ppl, give my game idea a run through, it sounds cool. Read my journal, I think that idea is still on there... It would beat the hell out of that Transworld snowboarding, or at least taht's what I assume you are talking about...puke
tinfoilhalo:
The only thing worse than being sick , is being sick at work . The only thing worse than that , is being DEAD!!!!

Bike messengers are so very,VERY hot . I don't get the helmets though . If you are going fast enough to fall off of a bike and cause yourself serious injury you DESERVE to be injured . Slow down , you crazy kids . mad
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Woke up this morning feeling kinda crappy and tired. It wasn't until I got out the door that I realized I'm probably at the beginning of a fun cold.

Goddammit. I was just lamenting yesterday how I *never* get sick, and thus never get to take advantage of staying home sick from work. Now it's actually happening, but work is too busy to take sick...
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tinfoilhalo:
Sickness = me reverting to a whiny little child . Not good .

Hope you gets ta feelin better before the day of your party . You ever try to drink and have fun while being sick ? Not a good idea . Unless of course , your drink of choice is Nyquil . THAT'S a party , right there . biggrin

I'm glad that somebody else can see the good qualities in Congo . It's the crappy movie with a beautiful soul ( and a talking ape ) . New quote is up . Try again .
cheshire42:
Better living through chemistry, old son. smile Chug some meds down and get liquored up. You'll wear that lampshade at a rakish tilt, buckle your swash with flair and elan, and bring a new wave to the tired world of potted plant desecration.
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Just watched The Re-Animator, which I haven't seen in probably 10 years. Surprisingly, it was even better than the first time. Any scare factor it might've had at 13 is transformed into rollicking camp at 23. And the deleted scenes are sooooooo magnificent; I think I'm keeping this one an extra day so I can watch it with the cast commentary on. It's rare I...
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asspenny19688:
go to the parlor quick to lay your claim n a badass tattoo.
tinfoilhalo:
I do the same thing with my profile and it's driving me INSANE!!!!! Whoops...I'm insane now . eeek

P.S. That's a pretty cool idea for a tat . You'll probably have to explain it to everybody that sees it though . biggrin
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too cool for your own damn good.

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I just saw the nominees for the Yahoo! Branded Person of the Year. Barry Bonds, Britney Spears, Howard Stern, Eminem, and so on...I voted for Kofi Annan, just because it felt the least culturally reprehensible choice, and the only one not 100% PR driven.

But if these are the best we can come up with, I pray...
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jackd:
Yeah, and I'm like Mecha-Striessand....wait, no...I'm just diggin' on this air, dude, it's like, tasty air! Koala bears crapping rainbows in people's heads is sweeeet.
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Saturday was mostly spent fucking off. I tried watching Man Bites Dog sometime last night, but I just couldn't deal with the sheer French-ness of it, and Finding Forrester seemed too serious for my mood. So, I invited my friend Tessa over at about midnight and we watched Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Billy! You are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the...
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Sometimes I can be a real contrary motherfucker, especially when it comes to cultural stuff. If a movie or band becomes too popular, I'll often shy away from them; inversely, if a band or movie becomes loathed by the "underground", I'll often find myself drawn towards that thing. But, my own fucked-up psychoses aside, this DJ Shadow album is real good. I've been listening to...
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drstinkypants:
yea i just hopped on kazaa to try and download some of the sound track but i could not find it. i just might have to buy that too. it would be good driving music i think.
tinfoilhalo:
Hmmmm...Sorry , pal . I'm wayyyyyy too drunk at this particular moment to make any witty comments . I've heard GOOD things about DJ Shadow , though . I feel the same way about things when they become suddenly COOL . No worries though . I don't like ANYTHING cool!!!!! Ha,ha!!!!
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Ow.

Ow ow ow.

You'd think that, being in the game industry, the best perks would be the free games and early access to games.

Nope. It's the steady stream of free booze.

Before I worked for video games, I had never known the true meaning of the phrase "open bar". But I'm going on three years, now, and last night I exercised my right...
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tinfoilhalo:
I felt the exquisite pain of the hangover on Monday after my company party . Free booze is kind of a Trogen Horse , ain't it ? puke

So , this mysterious stranger comes out of the shadows to answer TWO movie quotes in a row correctly . That last one WAS from Phantoms . That was a pretty tough one , well done . Keep on playing an you may win MORE free booze . Ha, ha,ha!!!

P.S. What part of the game industry do you work in ? Hopefully in July or August I'll have my degree in computer animation and I can get into the industry as well . I'm hoping to be a C.G. modeller or animator .
user8935778:
free booze. mmmm.
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As mentioned in previous soul-gushing journal entries, my relationship with my little brother is weird. He's almost exactly 10 years younger than I, and my parents split up when he was about 3 and I about 13. By the time I was 16, I ended up becoming a caretaker for him; getting him up in the morning, feeding him breakfast, packing him lunch, driving him...
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taswell:
KHAAAAAAAN!

Wrath of Khan seriously represents everything a Star Trek movie should be. Back when you could still seriously Shatner as badass and not just a fat, bald joke. And Ricardo Mantalban! Fuck!

That new Star Trek movie is gonna fucking suck.
supernovice:
I totally agree with LilJackKnife, you have to take the lil guy aside and make sure he knows you are talking to him "offline" (this sets an important precedent for the future, whereas, things that would otherwise not be spoken of, can now be discussed "offline", with no pressure or repercussion), then just say, "hey, bro, here's what I want from you..." Then you tell him that you only want him to be who he wants to be and to be true to hisself. Then you have to listen to what he has to say and try to be receptive to his ideas and feelings, think about the way you were at that age and improvise... You want to stay the big brother figure and not try to take your parents role, in spite of your hardships growing up - everyone has a mom and dad, not many people have cool big brothers or sisters - remember that. Just be receptive, like I have said, then use your better judgement, and in a non-authoritative way, make your suggestions and assure him that you have an "open door" policy and tell him that no matter what, he can always come to you and you will never betray his confidence. Good luck, I'm sure you'll do fine.

Now, onto other things........ You lost mad props with me for not telling the loudmouth dude to shut the fuck up.... God knows I would have probably stuffed that phone up his ass if he gave me any 'tude after being told to pack sand.

And..... Dayum, you took me off your friends list... My heart is broken, think I need more Kleenex as we speak. Tis cool, I'll manage...

Take care of the little brother - he'll never forget,

Mark