tastysoup

lately i've been hearing voices. i thought it was schizophrenia, but my psychiatrist said it was probably evil spirits. so early yesterday morning i travelled to south korea to become a shaman. i awoke this morning with pre-ceremony jitters. for 12 hours, i worked myself into a trance. then i put on a pretty dress. finally, i had to walk across razorblades to prove that i was possessed. thankfully, my feet did not bleed. so i was proclaimed an official shaman! i was so happy that i frothed at the mouth a little. i won't be on sg as often, because in my small village we do not have the internet. i am asleep right now, and i am posting this message with my mind. the spirits are helping me.

also, someone deleted me from their friends list. when i find out who you are, i'm going to hunt you down, and cry. you will drown in my tears.