i went to dinner tonight with lx and tori. it was a lot of fun. the food was really crappy, but that's because it was vegan food. 
lx really likes me, which is nice. i really like him too. i wish he would stay here and not go to dallas. i just looked at his pictures in sb and they are hot. 
i like tori, she is really sweet and cute and she looks like cyndi lauper. we made sexy placemats together, and gave them to the waiter. i think i might have freaked her out though when i demanded she take naked pictures of me. so that job is still up for grabs. 
i think i need to go to charm school or something. i have no social skills.
i jock you all,
-tasty
lx really likes me, which is nice. i really like him too. i wish he would stay here and not go to dallas. i just looked at his pictures in sb and they are hot. i like tori, she is really sweet and cute and she looks like cyndi lauper. we made sexy placemats together, and gave them to the waiter. i think i might have freaked her out though when i demanded she take naked pictures of me. so that job is still up for grabs. i think i need to go to charm school or something. i have no social skills.
i jock you all,
-tasty
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