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tastysoup

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Wednesday Jul 09, 2003

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hey! how come you can't use the new smilies in your journal? lemme try anyway ooo aaa
so tomorrow i'm getting two new turtles from the lovely kittyroliins! wee i'm excited. i already have one turtle, i hope she likes them. they don't have names yet, and i've just been calling my turtle "turtley," and i think i might rename her. does anyone have any good name ideas for three little turtles? from now on, this is my turtle smiley shocked also, i just discovered today that my turtle has a huge crush on me. i got out of the shower and i was walking around naked in my room (rowr) when i went over to look in the mirror, which is right next to my turtle's tank. so anyway, she starts swimming towards me at 100 miles per hour, even though there's glass between us. then i went to get some clothes on the other side of the room and she starts frantically swimming into the glass on the other side of the tank. then i put a bra and underwear on, and she totally loses interest and turns away from me. so i think my turtle is horny, and i think she'll be happy when she gets two new boyrfriends tomorrow. heh heh heh
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punkinhead:
what more could a turtle ask for?


be well,

ph

(Edited to avoid making the same joke twice)

[Edited on Jul 17, 2003]
Jul 13, 2003
tygertyger:
Hey, you! How ya been?

I hope your turtle gets lots of long, slow, turtle sex to keep her happy. tongue
Jul 20, 2003

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