tastycorpse666

So last night I am fairly certain that I was battered in shit deep fried in stress! As the entirety of my world and several others was put in jeopardy. Very well much like having ones stomach slit open and then dropping them in shark infested waters. All because a single fucking idiot acts and reacts improperly and impulsively. Then calls personal cell phones!! Instead of throw away prepaid lines. COCK! So now the outlook of my life, business and friends just got a lot more grim. I really do think a vacation would be most appropriate, alas, I am committed into a class until the end of the year. Damn the luck!

In other news, a few days ago I was presented and odd request. My older sister and her girlfriend want to have a child and would like to use my sperm to do this. So her girlfriend + my sperm = baby that possibly looks like my sister and her girlfriend. Right well I have this intense disliking for children. But I will not have to raise it or anything. And I am completely without children, yay for that, so if this happens then I will no longer be able to say that. I am pretty sure that I will help them with this. Any suggestions? The only plus side I can see to this is that I now can claim that my sperm is in demand globally, as the sister and her girlfriend and I are all in different countries. Thank the military for that. High 5 to the USAF, oh fuck it, give them the assist as well, for making my claim possible, I swear if I do this I am making a fucking T-shirt! Surely they are just after my genes for the talent, awesome hair, prettiness, pool skills and all of that other stuff!