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Friday Jun 13, 2008

Jun 13, 2008
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Friday the Fucking 13th - well that is fucking update time in my book!
So everything is still shitty. I am supposed to have a job Monday, a shitty job of course as nothing can ever work out favorably for me. But hey I have pictures of what I have been up to!

So I took this fucking dope to my friend's salon so she could get her hair dyed. Purple and green, looks cool. But now I get to make fun of her and call her the Joker!

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So this same fucking dope is a friend's friend but has been hanging around a lot lately, she was stinking up the restroom at the bowling alley so I left her a surprise!

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So I was at a restaurant, it was late; I snuck into the kitchen and stole some eggs. I needed something to do with them. So yeah->

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I showed everyone on this guys bowling league that he sleeps with an egg because he is afraid to sleep alone. I said the egg has a face but at night he puts the egg face down so the lights do not wake it up. They laughed at him, he was embarrassed. HAHA!!



So I have surely mentioned by now that I have no life, tragically this is true. Proof is provided here:

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That is a 550 piece glow in the dark puzzle that we assembled (mostly me) at the 24 hour restaurant we spend most nights at. The waitresses do not give us menus anymore; we know it well enough, better than some of them. We order in numbers and codes, 132 Z W. That is the chicken fried chicken with French fries and mashed potatoes. They know our drinks and know that I need 2 straws and lemon with my Dr. Pepper.



Willet's daughter Little Willet, as I call her, L Diggity Dub as well, fell asleep as she was sick and medicated, she was fair game for this picture.

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My sister's dog likes to sleep on my pillows, under my blankets where she is very comfortable, when I move her she gets mad and growls.

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Isn't she just fucking precious!!



So my friend Mary has a really pretty cat, I forget the cat's name but she is fucking pretty.

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This would be all that I have for now. Next time I will try to work some pictures of me in.

VIEW 25 of 47 COMMENTS
silencia:
Glad you dug the set! You dont have to go through such extremes to try to get it accepted. Maybe staff will pick it up on their own?
Jun 22, 2008
silencia:
Well, then, I support you and your endeavors! biggrin
Jun 23, 2008

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