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tastycorpse666

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Monday May 26, 2008

May 26, 2008
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Well fuck, so I will just start in with the news as it gets to me then get into the pictures.

So this Friday I was laid off work. I have still heard nothing about the others jobs I have been trying to get. I have not done much aside from play pool since being laid off. I worked on the skirt some now that I got my machine back from my friend. Fucking high school prom! So I am at a loss for news. As my life tends to be excitingly bland!! Fuck it all. PICTURES!!!!!

NEW HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Purple fading into magenta!! I fucking love purple and my dear friend Rin the Coolest suggested pink for my hair. So I went with a deeper pink like MAGENTA!!! Thanks for the suggestion Rin, you are the COOLEST!!!! EVER!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!



So so so so SO!!! I have...

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SIOUX, STELLER AND MANKO PRINTS!!!!!


The packages!!

You recognize...




Sioux





Steller

So because my old buddies Sioux and Steller are so awesome they threw in some extra loot!!


Like this awesome watercolor!!!

And this insanely cool calendar!!!

And post card!!!
You should all buy prints from them!!





MANKO!!! Manko was incredible enough to jazz my whole fucking life up with her intensely beautiful art!! I am quite convinced that Manko's art cures disease, depression, and ugliness world fucking wide!!


I thought this one looked cool through the tissue paper!



Manko has the world's coolest tape, no need to argue she already won, it has been announced!!

I do thank EVERYONE that I have bought prints from.



So if anyone remembers the Petunia that grew from concrete?

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It grew a twin...

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...as well as a triplet!! You just cannot stop nature forever. I fucking love that idea. Completely!

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Well I had ketchup and mustard hair dye in an earlier blog, this is the mayonnaise!!!

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My friend Mary's son Connor (12 years old) wants to be like me, ever since the first time we played pool. Months later he still will not cut his hair. And wants to dye it I hear, like mine, maybe not the colors, but black at least. So he said he was going to whip my butt at pool. We played $50 a game, I got him down a few hundred and he wanted to go double or nothing, total sucker's bet. But my bed sheets put more pressure on me than he does on a pool table. Anyway I got him down $8,000 and he cried, actual fucking tears!! Thinking it was okay to gamble with me because he figured I was kidding, no dice son. You fucking owe me. HAHAHA! I just did it so he would stop trashing his house and make more work for his mother as her husband refuses to do fuck all but stay home and play video games. Anyway, I will not collect a cent from him. But it was too funny. He wanted to fight me and if he won, he wanted me to deduct $500 from the debt. For every win, so he wanted to fight multiple times. I offered to deduct $500 for every finger he let me cut off of his hand. He cried more. His sister, a 5 year old, tried to be my friend so that I would be nice to her brother. She made me a trophy out of big legos.

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So I won more stuffed animals from the crane machine at the bowling alley. I gave 2 of them away to my friend's daughter and niece. But this is the most interesting part of winning these things so far.

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This really cool bird hung on for its life when I won it! So I had to shake the machine.
When we shook the machine and it did this!


So I had to take pictures! How fucking cool is that? Hanging on by its beak! Never could have planned that shit there!!



My friend and hair stylist (the woman responsible for the color) had this really pretty 1000 piece Marilyn Monroe jigsaw puzzle that she wanted me to help her put together. They got a bit of it done but I did the rest of it in about 6 hours. Tah-dah!!!

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A few blogs ago I had pictures of the little flowers in the fruits trees in our backyard. Well they are now producing fruit!!

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Peaches!!






Grapefruit!!










And a whole Pear!!


And my sister's dog Betty was just outside so here she is:



This is a cool picture from work; I have always got SG crossing my mind at some point so I notice things as such as:

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So the wrap up, what I spend most of my free time doing... (Oh please do make an attempt to keep your minds in civil places children.)

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Playing pool! What the Christ fuck did you think I meant?









My hair was straight, but I played so much that night that I started to sweat the curl back into it, HAHAHA!



Well then that is all I have for you at the moment. Perchance the life will gain a touch of something worth blogging about and I will have more interesting things to share with the masses!

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dorsal:
i will be shooting with Sioux this month smile
Jun 5, 2008
dorsal:
PS i tried them on yesterday and I fell into the bathroom LOL
i need to video tape me shooting the set so you can count how many times i will fall
this kitty cat cant walk in heels, just kitty paws biggrin
Jun 5, 2008

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