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Oh my, that must have been quite the uncomfortable conversation. Whenever parents, or worse yet grandparents, start talking about sex, there's this awkward resonance to the air, and I can't wait to get out of the room.

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And of course, all you can think is, god can't something explode or crash into the house so I'll have an excuse to get up and run?

thanks for the birthday wishes!

why all the excitement?

thats way cool you finaly get to see him, enjoy the time!

Nothing in this world is longer than having to be patient when you're impatient. It would be hard for me as well.

Oh, Walmarts and stuff. I miss that. I really can drop some dough in those places. Congrats on the realtionship, that's good news.

I'm probably going to catch several shades of shit for this, but as a general rule I dislike the elderly. For some reason we just never get along. I think that comes from the fact that they always expect everyone to think the same way they do; and if you don't agree with them they get pissy and pull the "I know more about life than you do, punk" routine. I find that truly annoying. But then, I am a threat to most people.

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Hell no you are not pissing me off!!!! You rock sweetie!!! I lub you!!

Awwwww thats the sweetest thing EVER!!!

Unless you've made some other commitment, your only obligation is to yourself. Never let others decide how you should look -- they will also define who you should be.

You are the cutest thing! I love your new profile pic too! Adorable!
*hugs for you* Hope everything is going well for you!

Booty Time? Hey, that's what I have at 3 o'clock every day. I strip down to my skivvies and shake my butt in front of the mirror for about an hour. I look great. Man, I am so incredibly vain.

hmm... don't know... you got bread? cause i make some damn good garlic toast?

Awwwww very cute!!!
12 more days!!!! It will go by fast!!

I'm so dyslexic, I thought you said you needed a tootsie roll. I'm like, yeah, those certainly are good.

You're making me sad. I'm going to start clicking my heels together so your husband will come home earlier. Who says it can't work?

Wow...I'd puke if I wasn't so moved...

That is love, isn't it?