After a year of no contact at all, my ex has just called. 
Thank god I kept his number in my mobile phone address book.
That was a lucky dodge.
Thank god I kept his number in my mobile phone address book.
That was a lucky dodge.
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Hope it didn't fuck you up too badly when he called.
Muffy
A bottle of 30 year old Balvenie
A package of Nathans Hot Dogs
Ken Burns Jazz 10 DVD Set
A bottle of Aveda Shampure
2 Boxes of Nag Champa
A Half Gallon of Vermont Maple Syrup
2 Orchids
A 50 lbs Bag of Concerto Wild Bird Feed
A bag of Sushi Rice
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