I've just received a marriage proposal
Whilst I'm incredibly flattered that someone should wish to cart me up the aisle - even if it is for part ownership of my British passport - I feel I must politely decline.
I'd be the worlds worst wife. I can cook and I clean...ok, under protest, and I'm reasonably confident of my abilities in other departments...ahem...
but the fact is more than a day in the company of the same person and I start looking longingly at the kitchen knife rack.
I am a crazy cat lady in the making.
You have been warned.
Whilst I'm incredibly flattered that someone should wish to cart me up the aisle - even if it is for part ownership of my British passport - I feel I must politely decline.
I'd be the worlds worst wife. I can cook and I clean...ok, under protest, and I'm reasonably confident of my abilities in other departments...ahem...
but the fact is more than a day in the company of the same person and I start looking longingly at the kitchen knife rack.
I am a crazy cat lady in the making.
You have been warned. VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
Did you send off your stuff?
wow
that must be weird
"so you barely know me
but i want to marry you
so i can be british too"
funny
not that i'm beyond that
is that one of those magnetic knife racks?
i hope so
'cuz those are wicked cool
you should learn how to throw them
like into your kitchen cabinets and shit
right next to someone's head
like in "the long kiss goodnight"
then no one would *ever* fuck with you