I've decided that most people here, even a lot of the people on my friends list, with the exception of a select few, just don't get me.
I have a feeling that I come off as creepy sometimes. And I swear I'm not. I'm really very funny. I make people laugh all the time, but it's hard to understand my kind of humor over the internet, so often times my comments just hang there, giving people weird impressions of me. And rarely does anyone get it.
I just don't feel that I can convey my awesome over a computer, no matter how much info I have in my profile, or how many naked pictures I post. My sense of humor is one of my best features, and I can't stand not being able to use it on this site. My husband and I were just talking about how we both wish we could just meet everyone on our friends lists in person, so they would know that we are both just funny mother fuckers, and not creepy ass bastards.
So...to those of you who feel that you "get me", Thanks, i'm glad someone else here is as strange as I.
And to those of you that find me creepy, just imagine how creepy it will be when im picking my teeth with the bones of your children.
In other news, I took a pregnancy test today. I'm not, thanks god, but now I have to go to the gyno and such and find out whats wrong with my lady bits. ugh. It will all be well Im sure, my doc will most likely tell me my hormones are imbalanced and that I need to lose weight. Which is what they told my mom AND my sis(who is a size 16, Im a 20-22)not long ago. I've been trying to take off some weight, and now I have some serious motivation.
Oh, and I wanted to ad that i mentioned my sisters size and my size because a size 16 is the size i want to be. And if the doctor told her she needs to lose weight, well then....
I have a feeling that I come off as creepy sometimes. And I swear I'm not. I'm really very funny. I make people laugh all the time, but it's hard to understand my kind of humor over the internet, so often times my comments just hang there, giving people weird impressions of me. And rarely does anyone get it.
I just don't feel that I can convey my awesome over a computer, no matter how much info I have in my profile, or how many naked pictures I post. My sense of humor is one of my best features, and I can't stand not being able to use it on this site. My husband and I were just talking about how we both wish we could just meet everyone on our friends lists in person, so they would know that we are both just funny mother fuckers, and not creepy ass bastards.
So...to those of you who feel that you "get me", Thanks, i'm glad someone else here is as strange as I.
And to those of you that find me creepy, just imagine how creepy it will be when im picking my teeth with the bones of your children.
In other news, I took a pregnancy test today. I'm not, thanks god, but now I have to go to the gyno and such and find out whats wrong with my lady bits. ugh. It will all be well Im sure, my doc will most likely tell me my hormones are imbalanced and that I need to lose weight. Which is what they told my mom AND my sis(who is a size 16, Im a 20-22)not long ago. I've been trying to take off some weight, and now I have some serious motivation.
Oh, and I wanted to ad that i mentioned my sisters size and my size because a size 16 is the size i want to be. And if the doctor told her she needs to lose weight, well then....
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He and I broke up before I left for my clincal practical experience (I am a nursing student). We still talk everyday. He has my truck and he helps me parents out with my kids. I am the lucky one! He is amazing, it is no wonder I love him more and more wihch each nd every passing momentf
I have cancelled flight credit for when I was going to visit tattoos in Austin, but she had to work that weekend. I'm hoping to use it to visit Austin for this thing in PSW.