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Well Derek did this, so I guess I might as well too. Now you will be filled to the brim with useless facts about me. Take a deep breath, here we go!


- Straight/gay/bi? bi
- Single? married
- Want to be? um, obviously I want to be married, otherwise I wouldn't be?
- Your birth date: 4-9-82
- Your age:21
- Age you act: most of the time, 17 or whatever age you are when you're filled with angst and bad poetry
- Age you wish you were: I'm happy to be the age I am now.
- Your height: 5'4"
- The color of your eyes: blue/green/grey
- Happy with them? Well, they give me the gift of sight, so yeah.
- The color of your hair: Natural: Dark blonde, but it's currently dyed black
- Happy with it? not really but there's not a whole lot I can do about it at the moment.
- Left/right/ambidextrous? kinda ambidextrous
- Your living arrangement? With Derek and Dublin
- Your family: brother and sister, the rest suck major, major, assholes
- Have any pets? A Crazy ass dog that loves to cuddle
- What's your job: Sex Slave to Derek
- Piercings? 8
- Tattoos? 3 thus far
- Addictions? Derek's wang
- Do you speak another language? Ich bin auslander und sprechen nicht gut deutsch
- Have a favorite quote? "Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds." Bob Marley
- Do you have a webpage? Not for a few years

DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
- Do you live in the moment? Most of the time
- Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? as long as they are tolerant of me
- Do you have any secrets? from you? Tons
- Do you hate yourself? Not Usually
- Do you like your handwriting? Sure
- Do you have any bad habits? ask Derek
- What is the compliment you get most from people? "You're such a cutie behbeh" -Derek
- If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? Wasted Potential
- What's your biggest fear? That there is no such thing as the after-life
- Can you sing? I like to think so
- Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? Maybe when I was a kid, but I've just been me for years
- Are you a loner? Only when Derek's not home
- What are your no. 1 priorities in life? Derek
- If you were another person, would you be friends with you? hell yeah!
- Are you a daredevil? I used to be
- Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? I'm lacking confidence, and I have a short temper. Just ask Derek
- Are you passive or aggressive? I think I'm pretty agressive when it comes to certain things, espcially sex
- Have you got a journal? hmmm geee
- What is your greatest strength and weakness? The ability to overcome/not being able to go more than 2 days without getting some booty
- If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I'd like to be less emotional, I cry way too easily
- There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one: Well, I have love, and I'm beautiful to the one I love, so i will say creativity. I need to get back into all the creative things I used to do all the time.
- How do you vent? Playing guitar and singing in the shower
- Do you think you are emotionally strong? nope
- Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? I'll get back to you on that
- Do you think life has been good so far? I'm alive and married to the man of my dreams, what do you think?
- What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Never take love for granted
- What do you like the most about your body? My smile
- And least? My tummy
- Do you think you are good looking? Kinda
- Are you confident? Not exactly
- What is the fictional character you're most like? GIR doom doom doom doom doom.....
- Do people know how you feel? I'm pretty sure they do, most of the time
- Are you perceived wrongly? All the time

DO YOU...
- Smoke? pot
- Do drugs? no
- Read the newspaper? not lately
- Pray? only when I need something
- Go to church? Not since Christmas Eve, and we didn't stay for the whole thing
- Talk to strangers who IM you? U R teh hot want to see my CocK?? *clicks ignore user button*
- Sleep with stuffed animals? Dublin, when he eats too much
- Take walks in the rain? Not in a long time
- Talk to people even though you hate them? Every time my mom calls
- Drive? Derek is my driver
- Like to drive fast? He drives fast when I piss him off

WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
- Liked your voice? yes
- Hurt yourself? yep
- Been out of the country? not yet
- Eaten something that made other people sick? if you count vegetables, and the person is Derek, then yes
- Had sex? I'm saving myself for marriage, oh wait, I'm married, hey derek wanna bone?
- Been unfaithful? Not since the ex before last
- Been in love? I'm madly in love with Big D
- Done drugs? I'm perma-stoned, so what do you think?
- Gone skinny dipping? Years ago
- Had a medical emergency? hmmm...not yet
- Had a surgery? Nope
- Ran away from home? More like... escaped
- Played strip poker? again, years ago
- Gotten beaten up? yep
- Beaten someone up? That bitch never fucked with me again
- Been picked on? All my life
- Been on stage? yep
- Slept outdoors? yep
- Thought about suicide? once or twice
- Pulled an all-nighter? Drugs were involved
- Gone one day without food? yeah, a couple times
- Talked on the phone all night? Ah the good ol' days
- Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first? yep
- Slept all day? yep, and I'll do it again too
- Made out with a stranger? once or twice
- Had sex with a stranger? I guess so, technically
- Thought you're going crazy? *shut up voices! I'm trying to fill out a questionaire!* I'm sorry. What was the question?
- Kissed the same sex? hell yeah
- Been betrayed? lots of times
- Broken the law? Almost every day *puff puff*
- Have you ever killed an animal by accident? I think my cigarette smoke killed my cousins turtle, but it was never proven in a court of law.
- On purpose? Never
- Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? Yes, I'm such a bitch
- Stolen anything? uh huh
- Been on radio/TV? if you count home video, yes
- Been in a mosh-pit? Yes, fucking Candace shoving me in
- Had a nervous breakdown? not completely
- Considered religious vocation?

CLOTHES and other fashion
- Current shoe brand? Docs and Vans
- Cologne/perfume? Very Sexy for women, cool water for women
- Wear hats? Not since I cut my hair
- Judge other people by their clothing? I try not to
- Wear make-up? Yep
- Favorite place to shop? Ross
- Favorite article of clothing? My black skirt
- Are you trendy? I don't think so
- Would you rather wear a uniform to school? Yeah, I love pleated skirts

FRIENDS
- Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Yes
- Who is your best friend? Derek
- Who's the one person that knows most about you? Derek and Roy
- What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? relax
- Thing you're picked on most about? Being short (by Derek)and round(By assholes)


LOVE
- Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? no
- Do you remember your first love? yep
- Still love him/her? He wasn't worth my love to being with
- Do you consider love a mistake? No
- What do you find romantic? Derek gazing into my eyes, telling me he loves me and that I'm beautiful
- Turn-on? DEREK
- Turn-off? I'm always on, never off, just ask Derek
- First kiss? Was awkward and hurty
- If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? flattered, not many people want to date me
- Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? not in my eyes
- Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? sometimes
- What is best about the opposite sex? They have penises
- What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? see above answer
- Do you read porn? You can read porn?
- Read the articles? Articles?
- Just the pics? Pictures are boring, unless they're on SG
- What's the last present someone gave you? Panties(thank you baby)
- Are you in love? Madly
- What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? Glance, and walk on by
- What do you dislike most? up-tight people


WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
- You wanted to kill? the president...
- That you laughed at? Derek is a funny mutha fucka
- That laughed at you? Probably Derek, He's convinced I'm funny
- That turned you on? Derek
- You went shopping with? Derek
- That broke your heart? A cock-gobbling, cunt-lapping, wothless piece of shit
- To disappoint you? My entire family
- To ask you out? I usually do the asking, I'm agressive that way
- To make you cry? Me, I'm such a pouty bitch
- To brighten up your day? beh beh der der
- That you thought about? Candace, I should call her
- You talked to on the phone? Derek's Boss
- You kissed? Derek
- You talked to through IM/ICQ? Rae
- You saw? Derek is right over there
- You lost? All my old friends
- You went head over heels for? take a wild fucking guess
- You wanted to be? The person I am today
- You told to fuck off? my mom, not those exact words, but that's what I meant to say
- You trusted? Derek is that any suprise?
- You turned down? [ insert creepy dudes screen name here ]

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
- Smiled? a few seconds ago
- Laughed? a few minutes ago
- Cried? the other day, I cry all the time
- Danced? I do the booty dance everyday
- Were sarcastic? sometime today
- Kissed someone? A minute ago
- Talked to an ex? long ass time ago
- Had a nightmare? Every fucking night
- Talked on the phone? earlier today
- Listened to the radio? A few days ago
- Watched TV? it's on now
- Went out? out to dinner earlier
- Were mean? I'm a total fucking bitch
- Sang? In the Shower earlier
- Saw a movie? Couple months ago
- Said "I love you"? just now
- Missed someone? I miss roy and beth all the time
- Fought with a family member? the last time my mom called
- Had a serious conversation? last night
- Smoked weed? a week ago, fuck it's been a while
- Got drunk? at a Christmas party

*gasps for air* Fucking Christ that took forever!