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I came across this in the Atheists group, it made me lol lots

A Homage to the Flying Spagetti Monster...

For those who don't know the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) was created by an Oregon State physics professor Bobby Henderson as a satirical argument and response to the Kansas Board of education allowing Creationism to be taught.



The pastafarian creation myth

"On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the landcomplemented by a beer volcano. Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover. Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a midget, which he named Man. Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident."

"R'amen" !!!!

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