~~~~~~~WARNING:LONG ENTRY AHEAD~~~~~~~~
THE INVADERS
so,this is a story of two girls who invaded sacramento. we came,we saw,and we conquered. and we loved it. onefoolishline (heather) and i went down to bother sgsac on tuesday night and much fun was had.
after our arrival we got to sit on justsayfaux's porch for an hour and ended up calling magenta (who was already at the club) and having her,greggster,and cardcheat come and keep us company.
finally JSF
showed up and we were on our way to lipstick for drinking and dancing. actually,i didn't dance as i was having more fun outside hanging out with the local jobless bum downtown james brown and that guy that i put my cigarette out on. YES ON PURPOSE. i'm hardcore like that.
on the way home we stopped at del taco and amazingly the chili cheese fries did not get me sick. we went on sg and found that:
1) coco went pink
2) heather went gray
3)maxx is weird
i usually remove the grayness from my friends list immediately,but am leaving her up for a while in tribute.
the next day as we were asleep a knock on the door. and another. and then the doorbell. guess who? greggster had come to wake us. he then proceeded to not let me fall back asleep and drum on my legs,pull the pillows out from under me,and generally be a big pain in my ass. finally he went to bother heather. so,we got up and went to lunch at some homo restaurant where they were trying to kill JSF by dehydration.
then we went to old sacramento and bummed around in the tourist shops. if you ever throw a hawaiian themed party or feel the burning need to own angel snot or a flaming mushroom mug,i know a great place for you to stock up.
to sum it up,i have this to say:
HEATHER: you are the shit. you know how much i love you and can't wait for more adventures before you leave for oxford.
GREGGSTER: you are my online husband and i heart you and worship you. much love~i hope to see you soon.
JUSTSAYFAUX: my doppelganger,i adore you. you are so hawt and i want to have your obsessive compulsive babies. just one thing-stop poisoning your mayo!!!
MAGENTA: the girl with the heart of gold and a smile so big it radiates the sun. you make me happy everytime i see you and i hope that will be more often.
CARDCHEAT: my future partner in crime. i can't wait to go on a 50 state drunken spree with you,beating the shit out of those in need.
i am putting up a few pics but my pics is almost full. if you are a member of sgsac,all of them are in there.
god,i fucking love you guys and thank you for everything!!!
ps: has anyone ever read "nancy drew and the mystery of the broken bed"? wait-don't answer that.
pps: you guys remember gay guy from the club? as we were leaving town (right around the corner from JSF's) we saw him!!! he was on rollerblades tooling down the street. muahahahahahahaha!!!!!
ppps: DON'T BE THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!
THE INVADERS
so,this is a story of two girls who invaded sacramento. we came,we saw,and we conquered. and we loved it. onefoolishline (heather) and i went down to bother sgsac on tuesday night and much fun was had.
after our arrival we got to sit on justsayfaux's porch for an hour and ended up calling magenta (who was already at the club) and having her,greggster,and cardcheat come and keep us company.
finally JSF
showed up and we were on our way to lipstick for drinking and dancing. actually,i didn't dance as i was having more fun outside hanging out with the local jobless bum downtown james brown and that guy that i put my cigarette out on. YES ON PURPOSE. i'm hardcore like that.
on the way home we stopped at del taco and amazingly the chili cheese fries did not get me sick. we went on sg and found that:
1) coco went pink
2) heather went gray
3)maxx is weird
i usually remove the grayness from my friends list immediately,but am leaving her up for a while in tribute.
the next day as we were asleep a knock on the door. and another. and then the doorbell. guess who? greggster had come to wake us. he then proceeded to not let me fall back asleep and drum on my legs,pull the pillows out from under me,and generally be a big pain in my ass. finally he went to bother heather. so,we got up and went to lunch at some homo restaurant where they were trying to kill JSF by dehydration.
then we went to old sacramento and bummed around in the tourist shops. if you ever throw a hawaiian themed party or feel the burning need to own angel snot or a flaming mushroom mug,i know a great place for you to stock up.
to sum it up,i have this to say:
HEATHER: you are the shit. you know how much i love you and can't wait for more adventures before you leave for oxford.
GREGGSTER: you are my online husband and i heart you and worship you. much love~i hope to see you soon.
JUSTSAYFAUX: my doppelganger,i adore you. you are so hawt and i want to have your obsessive compulsive babies. just one thing-stop poisoning your mayo!!!
MAGENTA: the girl with the heart of gold and a smile so big it radiates the sun. you make me happy everytime i see you and i hope that will be more often.
CARDCHEAT: my future partner in crime. i can't wait to go on a 50 state drunken spree with you,beating the shit out of those in need.
i am putting up a few pics but my pics is almost full. if you are a member of sgsac,all of them are in there.
god,i fucking love you guys and thank you for everything!!!
ps: has anyone ever read "nancy drew and the mystery of the broken bed"? wait-don't answer that.
pps: you guys remember gay guy from the club? as we were leaving town (right around the corner from JSF's) we saw him!!! he was on rollerblades tooling down the street. muahahahahahahaha!!!!!
ppps: DON'T BE THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, remember a few weeks ago when I was hecka sick and you said I had the AIDS. Well I don't. You got me all paranoid so I went and got a test cause it had been quite awhile and I am a dirty whore and all. Guess what my sickness was though. Oh a nice case of the strep throat. I didn't know and I thought it went away but then it came back! I got some antibiotics though and am right as rain now. But it made me push back my moving date to the 30th. And I don't know about a going away party but if I do have one OF COURSE you are invited and you better come! Anyhoo call me cause I'd like to see you before I leave anyway.