yep,i'm going to see HIM next weekend. countdown: 9 days. he makes me feel happy,beautiful,and sexy. he is smart,handsome,and was made just for me.
anyway,i was just in rite-aid in my ted nugent shirt,favorite jeans,and black converse lows,and i bend over because-GASP-they have my favorite gum that i haven't seen in years (bubble yum sugarless peppermint),and RIP-the entire ass of my jeans tears open. these two cute young boys were standing behind me at the time,but luckily i had some calvin klein men's shortie undies on underneath so they didn't get that much of a show. but how scummy i looked with my ass hanging out,holes in the toes of my shoes,and a creepy 1970's baseball ringer of the nuge. oh well...i also bought a back scrubber-who wants to come over and break it in with me?
also i noticed that someone must have backed into my car as there is a scratch with some green paint. now,for those of you who have seen my car you may be asking yourself,"how the fuck can she tell?!" but believe me-i know.
um,let's see,anything else? oh-once i was seeing this guy and i told him to come over the next night and sneak into my house wearing a skimask and gloves,wielding a big knife,and we could play "intruder". so i'm on the phone and i get this weird feeling and i turn around and the guy is just standing there! totally blew the whole scene. and if the guy reads this-DO NOT COMMENT-i will never talk to you again and will tell everyone about the aids...haha
anyway,i was just in rite-aid in my ted nugent shirt,favorite jeans,and black converse lows,and i bend over because-GASP-they have my favorite gum that i haven't seen in years (bubble yum sugarless peppermint),and RIP-the entire ass of my jeans tears open. these two cute young boys were standing behind me at the time,but luckily i had some calvin klein men's shortie undies on underneath so they didn't get that much of a show. but how scummy i looked with my ass hanging out,holes in the toes of my shoes,and a creepy 1970's baseball ringer of the nuge. oh well...i also bought a back scrubber-who wants to come over and break it in with me?
also i noticed that someone must have backed into my car as there is a scratch with some green paint. now,for those of you who have seen my car you may be asking yourself,"how the fuck can she tell?!" but believe me-i know.
um,let's see,anything else? oh-once i was seeing this guy and i told him to come over the next night and sneak into my house wearing a skimask and gloves,wielding a big knife,and we could play "intruder". so i'm on the phone and i get this weird feeling and i turn around and the guy is just standing there! totally blew the whole scene. and if the guy reads this-DO NOT COMMENT-i will never talk to you again and will tell everyone about the aids...haha
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Met Ratgirl yesterday, she's radical.
Have fun at the wino party!
Coco has something from me to you....I hope you get it.
Oh yeah, these fabulous women I keep mentioning are all just crush girls I suppose...no action. I'm in crushville. The crushmeister general.