Joke my dad sent me
The other night I was invited out for a night
with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be
home by midnight,
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was
going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a
skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door,
the cuckoo clock in the...
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The other night I was invited out for a night
with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be
home by midnight,
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was
going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a
skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door,
the cuckoo clock in the...
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Derek downloaded the new radiohead CD. It's fucking fantastic! It's been that and the white stripes new one over and over. I'm so glad that good music is here again. I was getting tired of listening to the same old stuff repeatedly. I think I am going to go clean my house now...happy happy joy joy... 
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I find myself loathing the men and women that report the daily news. They can make any thing sound like a sweet spring morning. Imagin freshly powdered cheeks and nose, hair combed just right, and in their most chipper of voices "1,500 people were brutally murdered last night by a race of flying rat-men..." meh, I don't watch too much tv anyway. Maybe I'll save...
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rickroyal:
One should save hatred for personal vedettas to be carried out on moonless nights in mid fall just before winter has made the ground too hard to dig through. Newscasters only deserve quiet glares and the occasional muttering under the breath. Though the occasional Rivera incident makes it all worth it.
Am I weird for thinking it's weird when people just sit around the house naked? I can never do that, even in the privacy of my own home, late late at night with the door locked and curtains closed. I at least need to be wearing a t-shirt or something. I know a couple that the first thing they do when they get home is...
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rickroyal:
And every time I see my penis I can't help but think of how I can't have multiple orgasms. It all evens out, me thinks.
cherryb0mb:
i used to sit around naked a lot, but i'm too paranoid for that nowadays. the closest i get is sitting around minus pants or a shirt.
I saw the cutest car driving in hollywood the other day. It was a pink bug with bubbles, the powerpuff girl on the sides and hood. I would personally like to have a green one with buttercup, but meh. Goiing off to play X-box on a big screen. 
melissa2:
powerpuff girls rock........and buttercup is my fave too.
trilobyte:
ROFL... Powerpuff girls rock and all, but I don't know if I'd want a car decked out like that... but I could dig on driving the Munsters' car... or that Delorean from the Back To The Future movie...
I feel spunk-tastic today 
I made animal style fries at home since I's brizoke as a jizoke. Yay, birthday soon, I want to have a party...but there isnt much room in our house, it's about the same size as Hop Louie's...with not as many chairs...will anyone come? I wonder........ 
I made animal style fries at home since I's brizoke as a jizoke. Yay, birthday soon, I want to have a party...but there isnt much room in our house, it's about the same size as Hop Louie's...with not as many chairs...will anyone come? I wonder........ 
bogiebeau:
i think you did, but monrovia is WAY to far for me, but thanks thought!!!!!!!
why do I have love in an elevator stuck in my head? I haven't heard that song in at least 6 months. Does anyone else love 3rd rock from the sun as much as I do? I think Im going to go smoke a bowl and go to seep...seep good. Good night!
cherryb0mb:
good night, sweetheart.
ooooh orgasm....! you've got your adorable self back up again.
ooooh orgasm....! you've got your adorable self back up again.
I had a great time tonight at hop louie's! I got to meet a bunch of SGLAer's, and hang out with hotties melissa and amina. MoHollywood was nice enough to introduce us to some really awesome folks, as did melissa. I can't wait for the next get together. Maybe I'll have a birthday party and invite a bunch of SG members...I'll have to work that...
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trilobyte:
i still stand behind my statement from last night - one of the coolest purses EVER! It was great meeting you too...
trilobyte:
Like you even have to ask... puh-lease! *cough* I had already added you to mine lol...
I got some more cheeba
I've been on a white stripes kick lately.
I want to decorate t-shirts. I used to back in the day when I wanted a cool band shirt but couldn't afford it. I even came up with my own little brand name "GeneriK" I even made visors. lol.
If I dont do something to realease all this creative tension I will...
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I've been on a white stripes kick lately.
I want to decorate t-shirts. I used to back in the day when I wanted a cool band shirt but couldn't afford it. I even came up with my own little brand name "GeneriK" I even made visors. lol.
If I dont do something to realease all this creative tension I will...
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1_dying_wish:
my 2 cents...
smoking the cheeba tends to get you nervous when you're by yourself (after prolonged usage - i know this because i used to be a herb fiend)... that's why i stopped smoking it...
you may be amazed at the things you can do when you're not in a cheeba induced haze or a day after smoking recovery haze - just a thought....
now if only i can get my hands on some primo bud..
p.s. watch this ... hope you have a fast connection... be stoned when you watch...
[Edited on Mar 27, 2003]
smoking the cheeba tends to get you nervous when you're by yourself (after prolonged usage - i know this because i used to be a herb fiend)... that's why i stopped smoking it...
you may be amazed at the things you can do when you're not in a cheeba induced haze or a day after smoking recovery haze - just a thought....
now if only i can get my hands on some primo bud..
p.s. watch this ... hope you have a fast connection... be stoned when you watch...
[Edited on Mar 27, 2003]
lostandlonely:
where is monrovia? dont worry, even if you turn into glitter it will be ok, i like glitter
Well, we saw dreamcatcher last night, it was pretty cool, made me really want to read the book . The Animatrix was awesome to say the least. Now Im watching full house and i am utterly amazed at uncle jessies mullet.
in august Derek's mom is going to start looking to rent out the main house. So if anyone is interested in living in Monrovia,...
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in august Derek's mom is going to start looking to rent out the main house. So if anyone is interested in living in Monrovia,...
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melissa2:
i am gonna try to get directions for you......Hop Louie's is down this alley in Chinatown so its weirdish to find.....
Hmmmmmm..........so what are the plans for the 21st birthday coming up SOON!!!???
JESUS CHRIST........just the other day my parents told me they would help me pay rent to move the F out. I would freaken LOVE to live there. and my bosses live in monrovia so maybe i could even get rides to work from them.
And you know I love the cheeba. That would be soooooooo awesome.
Hmmmmmm..........so what are the plans for the 21st birthday coming up SOON!!!???
JESUS CHRIST........just the other day my parents told me they would help me pay rent to move the F out. I would freaken LOVE to live there. and my bosses live in monrovia so maybe i could even get rides to work from them.
And you know I love the cheeba. That would be soooooooo awesome.
1_dying_wish:
that puppy is so cute!
is that a shiba inus?
is that a shiba inus?
Well, I ended up not going to my uncle's funeral today, because last night my dog decided to bark non-stop at my grandparents house, so we had to come home. So I don't get to see my dad today, and I think he is heading back up to Idaho tomorrow. But it's all good, we had a fun visit and I think he'll be back...
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tarnish:
BTW, smoking cheeba isn't a requirement, just a plus
Im sorry i haven't had much to say lately, my mind has really been on the fritz, and yes, I did say fritz. With everything thats happened in the last two weeks, things around here have been pretty crazy. But I have been having fun with my dad. Derek and I went to pick him up at my grandparents house, where we had a bad...
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tarnish:
typiing journal entries while incredibly stoned often leads to hundreds of typos.
cherryb0mb:
hehehe, you sound like you would be a fun person to live with. 