News time ...
This guy apparantly invited another guy over to his house for a "sexual encounter" ... which was a ruse in order to kill him and eat him. Yes ... that's right ... eat him. He, however, chickened out ( there's a joke there, I'm sure of it ) but not until he had killed the guy. He decided to keep the guy in his fridge though ... I guess in case he ran out of spam...
It was a good thing he didn't have German feta cheese in there, or the Greeks might have gotten pissy.
Words I never thought to read ... "In his appeal, Christ's attorney argued..." "Christ is not speaking to the press at this time," wasn't as surprising...
Stories from the criminal front:
Court: Forced Laxative Violated Rights (just his rights?)
Man Charged in Women's Underwear Theft (panty raiders beware)
annnnd my fave Pizza delivery ends prison siege "AND IT BETTER HAVE EXTRA CHEESE OR I START KILLING HOSTAGES!"
And lastly:
2,000 years ago a drunk well digger lost his shoe ... he was quoted as having said "Whar's mah dayum shooees ... God, I swear ... Help me find my shoeses and I will never drink again .... Oh, God, I think I'm gonna be sick ... "
The shoe declined to comment...
This guy apparantly invited another guy over to his house for a "sexual encounter" ... which was a ruse in order to kill him and eat him. Yes ... that's right ... eat him. He, however, chickened out ( there's a joke there, I'm sure of it ) but not until he had killed the guy. He decided to keep the guy in his fridge though ... I guess in case he ran out of spam...
It was a good thing he didn't have German feta cheese in there, or the Greeks might have gotten pissy.
Words I never thought to read ... "In his appeal, Christ's attorney argued..." "Christ is not speaking to the press at this time," wasn't as surprising...
Stories from the criminal front:
Court: Forced Laxative Violated Rights (just his rights?)
Man Charged in Women's Underwear Theft (panty raiders beware)
annnnd my fave Pizza delivery ends prison siege "AND IT BETTER HAVE EXTRA CHEESE OR I START KILLING HOSTAGES!"
And lastly:
2,000 years ago a drunk well digger lost his shoe ... he was quoted as having said "Whar's mah dayum shooees ... God, I swear ... Help me find my shoeses and I will never drink again .... Oh, God, I think I'm gonna be sick ... "
The shoe declined to comment...
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That almost too much funny for one post...hehe
Spider are the eaters of mosquitoes. Long live spiders.
If I am not mistaken, according to Native American lore, spiders are a symbol for healing and medicine. Or is that the occult and certain magick practicioners?
I have had the strangest encounters with them since I began my path to this nursing degree. Nothing amazingly profound. Just little stuff, kind of hard to explain. Seen one or two at different times over a period of days. Not the same spider. Something would be going on and i would notice them. Then it went away for awhile. Always seemed to coincide with an "event". Drama, or good stuff or whatever.
Does that make sense? I am about to graduate on Friday and have seen a few this week....
"i'll make you famous" now has gone to a different level.
i've never lost my shoe while drunk, but i did lose my wallet. we were partying in a barn ( and no redneck jokes please) when I went to... umm... head nature's call. i kinda fell over afterwards. maybe it was those 4 glasses of vodka nad lemonade that had something to do with it. anyway, then somebody yelled that the cops showed up so i found the nearest tree and played commando for about a half hour. my wallet must have fallen out then. luckly i went back the next day and found it. oh to be 19 again!