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Tuesday May 06, 2003

May 6, 2003
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my freaking downstairs neighbor is incapable of emptying the lint trap in the dryer. I share a washer/dryer with 5 other apartments. I live upstairs. of the other 2 upstairs apartments, one is empty and the other is only occupied for 3-4 days every month, sometimes less. one of the downstairs apartments is empty I believe. another of the downstairs apartments is only occupied about half of the days in a month. on any given day, this leaves myself, and the stupid whore downstairs. smoking isn't allowed in these apartments, but the breezeway always smells like it, because she smokes anyway. she has a handicapped doohickey hanging from her mirror. funny, she sure didn't seem handicapped to me as she fairly jogged upstairs once to ask me to move my car. there is a handicapped spot directly in front of each breezeway door. _directly_ in front of them. there aren't any other handicapped people in the building. does she park in that spot? no, of course not, she harasses me as I'm attempting to bring in groceries, trying to get me to move out of my spot NEXT to the EMPTY handicapped spot. she said that she "needed that spot." I asked her why. she just repeated that she needed the spot, and I needed to move my car. I said "no," and closed the door behind me. anyway, she refuses to empty the lint trap in the dryer. every time I go down to do laundry, there's a wad of lint at least a quarter inch thick in that thing. also, she leaves her laundry in the washer and dryer for long periods of time. like, *days* sometimes. normally I just put it on top of the dryer, to make room for my stuff, but sometimes there's already her stuff on top of the dryer, and I come down and she's got stuff in the washer AND dryer, AND still sitting on top of the dryer. I DON'T WANT YOUR SIZE 43 SATIN PANTIES TO STAY ON TOP OF THE DRYER FOREVER, YOU EVIL WHORE, TAKE THEM BACK TO YOUR DOMICILE!

that felt good.
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mistressmissy:
leave one alive to put in after its done...so that she knows what the bloody blown up bits stuck to her clothes are.
May 6, 2003
tao1:
I don't think they'd blow up so much as they'd start cooking amongst her clothes.
May 6, 2003

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