I saw some odd things when I went out to run some errands this afternoon. examples:
* Four pentecostal women (complete in the ankle-length denim skirts, perfect for the 90 degree weather) selling puppies in front of the video store.
* several tampon wrappers in a men's bathroom trash can.
* a girl with I think 7 gold teeth, in an alternating-top-and-bottom pattern. she reminded me a little of the bond villian with the metal teeth... I think his name was Jaws.
* while I was eating, a guy came into the place holding a sno-cone he had purchased across the street. he sat down, and spent about 15 minutes eating the sno-cone. once he was finished, he walked over, grabbed two big handfulls of ketchup and honey packets, and left.
* in wal-mart, I saw a teenage girl in short-shorts with "CHEER" plastered in huge letters across her ass. five minutes later, I saw another girl with similar shorts, only these said "SWIM". what, tshirts not good enough? I suppose they figure that since people are staring at their asses anyway, may as well advertise there. what's next, shorts with "EAT AT JOE'S" across the ass?
* Four pentecostal women (complete in the ankle-length denim skirts, perfect for the 90 degree weather) selling puppies in front of the video store.
* several tampon wrappers in a men's bathroom trash can.
* a girl with I think 7 gold teeth, in an alternating-top-and-bottom pattern. she reminded me a little of the bond villian with the metal teeth... I think his name was Jaws.
* while I was eating, a guy came into the place holding a sno-cone he had purchased across the street. he sat down, and spent about 15 minutes eating the sno-cone. once he was finished, he walked over, grabbed two big handfulls of ketchup and honey packets, and left.
* in wal-mart, I saw a teenage girl in short-shorts with "CHEER" plastered in huge letters across her ass. five minutes later, I saw another girl with similar shorts, only these said "SWIM". what, tshirts not good enough? I suppose they figure that since people are staring at their asses anyway, may as well advertise there. what's next, shorts with "EAT AT JOE'S" across the ass?
mistressmissy:
yesterday at work i saw and old man driving nonchalantly down the road...with his car on fire. the smoke billowing out filling all 5 lanes of belmont avenue. and he didnt care. he just kept driving.