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I didn't know that it was legal to serve that much alcohol to one person.

Mississippigoddamns (7) Four shots, one Grey Goose, One top-shelf gin, one Captain Morgan and one Crown Royal Cranberry and RedBull
Alabama Slammas (1) Don't Know what the Fuck is in those
Chili Bombers (1) Crown and Redbull

I puked. Not a lot, but I am still drunk and a little...
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UH.....

So here I thought that she was gonna just pass out in my bed and i was gonna be nursing a hradon on my couch.

-OR-

I didn' t figure that I was gonna be spooning all nght with my fucking crush. If nothing I was frustrated because she wasn't playung and when I finally wanted to go to sleep, she woudln't stop moving!...
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I dont want to go to werk....

Hell, no. My ex doesn't like the college she is going to and wants to move across the country to go to one out here. Fuck no, says the mOjo man. HEEELLLLL NO. It's not that I don't like her. I just don't like the aura of infinite drama around her. At all times. I like my life boring and uneventful. With her in my...
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I am more than a little tired. I'm beat. I'm sweaty and I am tense. Worse off, I'm horny. I

couldn't stop thinking about you all day. Thinking about what I would do to you when I got home

is what got me through the day. I pull up ad hop in the shower immediately. I could not get my

clothes off fast enough. The...
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Paypal is souper hosed. HAHA, BURN!!! Oh, crap. I still had like 150 in my account. SELF BURN!!!! Dag. I don't like watermelon-flavored Arizona tea. I

DO like Grey Goose and pineapple. yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!


-mOjo

Fuck I love drinking. Why did I ever quit?

-mOjo

Today was Danielle's birrthday. We hug out and did the kareaoke. I really love the way she feels in my arms,. This platonic shit is for the birds. I can't be around her for more than two hours without wanting to tear her clothes off, but she is one of my best friends, so I respect her so much that I keep sex out of...
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Dag. Vodka and Red Bull. YUM! Drunk as hell. As HELL.
Feel like poop. Not really, Brooke was supposed to bring her friend Barbie last night and I was souper looking forward to seeing her. I'm listening to Halcyon On+ON. I have to go to work and I am a little tired. Would like to go to sleep, but I live with my supervisor. i'm...
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Helped my friend Danielle move.. it took all day.
I forgot my house leys and had to camp out at her place for the night. I had more opportunities to make a successful move than I care to mention,... didn't try once. Gave her a massage until my back ached and went to sleep. I don't know if I should feel stupid for not trying...
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Oh. For fuck's sake... Please pardon the crappy pic, I'll have a decent one up, but I am souper lazy and like to sleep when I should be doing... well... anything else!

-mOjo