Ya gotta love how bombs blow out the armored windows on our trucks.Now I gotta go fix it.If any of you crazy little kiddies decide to enlist for some god awful reason dont listen to your recruiter.The mechanics Dontfix the shit that gets fucked up,youdo.Its a good thing I gotta sexy Canadian girl to keep me goin.'Cause this little space monkey would just flip if he didnt have some eye-candy to look at. 
Yeah I'm glade i'm such a stand up guy that i can fix my own shit. Might as well think i'll fair better at times. ANd its a good thing I have a...... well fuck i dont have shit. Lost someone because i'm here. I dont know why i go on liveing anymore. MAybe for x-mes i'll get lucky and the carebeers will beat me head in with a big candy cane. Yeah that be nice.