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Friday May 07, 2004

May 6, 2004
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MAN, and i thought the microwave was broke bofore.
i really shouldnt try to fix things drunkenly.
note to self: You are not the Fonz.( i don't care if you did jump a (dead)dolphin.)
another note to self: fixing a microwave is not like pulling a dent out of a car with a plunger!!! NEVER AGAIN.(agreed.)

but i did fix the sprinkler. biggrin


-drunk

also, back to graveyard whatever
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ninadelamorte:
Um you jumped a "dead" dolphin...that sounds like and interesting story.

As for the whole fixing things. I keep my husband away from things as much as possible. he means well but...yeah you know what i mean here. I think it really bothers him that i can fix things better then he can. well hell, i've just had a lot more practice with it. and a brother who used to take things apart and not be able to get then back together then make me do it so he wouldn't get into trouble. lol . of course you might want to be sober when fixing things though...it keeps you from losing those tiny little screws inside of things. damn this is long...sorry frown .
May 7, 2004
gasmaskboy:
EEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!

*bursts into flames*

lol for some reason the idea of fixing microwaves drunk sounds really fun.

I have one method of fixing things....

I go...

"GOD FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!"

then I hit several times...

which usualy doesn't fix it... but sometimes it does.

then I end up just messing with one thing at a time till it works.

So I end up making it not work, then putting it back, then going tot he next thing....

It takes ages... but after many hours it always ends up fucked and broken so I buy a new one.
May 7, 2004

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