tankboi

*shakes fist*
*shakes fist a little slower*
*waves fist*
*waves hand*
*stares at hand*
"duuude...... my hands are HUGE.........and they can touch anything but themselves...........oh, wait."

also, i didn't kill your dolphin, Santa did.
my condolences.

I'm waiting for my bombardment of Kittens as we speak.