my day went better than it could have:
i got a nail in my tire, but it worked itself out with no leak. the tablesaw ate my new tape measure, but a friend gave me a much cooler one. my sushi fell off my bike, but only one piece got smothered in wasabi.
and all my piercings are feeling MUCH better
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i got a nail in my tire, but it worked itself out with no leak. the tablesaw ate my new tape measure, but a friend gave me a much cooler one. my sushi fell off my bike, but only one piece got smothered in wasabi.
and all my piercings are feeling MUCH better
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im having a post apocolyptic extravaganza tontght. massive beer intake and sci-fi flicks as far as the eye can see, or atleast stand to watch. but right now me go skate drunk
hope i make it back alive
hope i make it back alive
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nixon:
I can't find US Pixies tourdates. I'm looking, though.
sacred:
well ooooooooooooooooooooooh right back at ya!hehehe...
Luv Sinn
Luv Sinn
so today a co-worker was listening to the fish 
: the christian radio station and there was a commecial for kids dirtbikes, does this mean that on top of christian skaters there are now going to be christian freestyle moto-Xers? BAD IDEA!! i have seen kids "praise the lord" for helping them land skate tricks,but if these morons are expecting Jesus to guide them safely...
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: the christian radio station and there was a commecial for kids dirtbikes, does this mean that on top of christian skaters there are now going to be christian freestyle moto-Xers? BAD IDEA!! i have seen kids "praise the lord" for helping them land skate tricks,but if these morons are expecting Jesus to guide them safely... Read More
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nixon:
Oh, you update.
I don't know for sure, but I'm thinking I'll head back next Sunday if possible.
I don't know for sure, but I'm thinking I'll head back next Sunday if possible.
miami:
i'm in.
heh, i just got banned from a gas station for hosing down a costomer with fuel . i guess that is fair, it probably wasn't the smartest thing i did today but it was pretty funny.( i thought all mothers teach their children A: dont run with scissors and B: dont talk shit to bikers) so heres the deal i pull up to the pump...
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mrsmead:
hehe
Zing!
that'll learn 'im
Zing!
that'll learn 'im
brogan:
randomness but you are so cute, ur girlies lucky 
well it looks like my pent up rambunction has subsidded (yeah i cant spel ) for the past few days i have been "high on life" -or something i havent felt like that since i was in early high school.i guess i am just desperate for attention,but it sure makes for funny (atleast i think so) some co-workers appear bothered by my antics, but most...
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jpuddin76:
Sorry for not getting back to you sooner in person (digitally) about Biloxi. Thank you very much for the offer but with regret I must decline...Me+Casino(I've even been thrown out of the pools too)=Debacle. Thanks anyway though 
nixon:
EEEYEWW
You've got a baby infestation!
You've got a baby infestation!
WHAT THE FUCK i was sure that today was Friday ...but i also thought it was Thursday on Tuesday. are you with me so far?
work closed early tonight due to a power outage. so i got out at 12:45 instead of 1:30 i guess thats alright, but i had to ride home in the storm that caused the outtage 
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work closed early tonight due to a power outage. so i got out at 12:45 instead of 1:30
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deanna:
holy shit batman, your hot.
nixon:
Are you telling people you're Batman again?
I worry about you...
Oh, and
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
I win!
I worry about you...
Oh, and
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
I win!
testing ?
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whaa:
Aw. See, you're getting presents. I wish someone would send me presents.
nixon:
The purse is for me. Moo will not fit in it, although a chihuahua would fit nicely. Lisa quit due to the fact that she has been able to eat exactly six pieces of sushi in two weeks. That is all. She is very sick, and was really not able to do the last show but did it anyhows. No, there was no actual cookie. I just ordered your Valentine's day presents. Go ahead and open them when they get there- one you need. (the other you want). They will not arrive together.
oh, and YOU stink off.
oh, and YOU stink off.
NOOOOO, I am about to be alone for the next few weeks just me and Moo and he smells REAL bad 
surely i'll starve and die.
it is only like the 4th time ive been without her since i was 17 
just me and Moo and he smells REAL bad
surely i'll starve and die.
it is only like the 4th time ive been without her since i was 17
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whaa:
Yay for the monkey day petition! Everybody loves monkeys...and fainting goats.
knine:
We are goint have a large variety, of course we will have some cheaper stuff too but we are are going to have a good chunk of money invested in the store, there is nothing like it around for over 70 miles so we will have the market
Borg
Borg
Borg
Borg
Borg
corvus_pdx:
You will be mechanically separated.
WooHoo, yet another speeding ticket $236
oh happy day i L
ve giving all my hard earned money to the po, it makes me feel all warm and squishy inside 
incase you can't tell i was being sarcastic
oh happy day i L
ve giving all my hard earned money to the po, it makes me feel all warm and squishy inside
incase you can't tell i was being sarcastic
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azrael_abyss:
aww poor baby didn't like my questions 
did you at least like your damn pic
did you at least like your damn pic
azrael_abyss:
she does have sissy toys. haha
it's 4 fucking 30 in the morning and i can't quit stuffing my face full of candy...
curse you new bong, curses i say
*shakes fist*
curse you new bong, curses i say
*shakes fist*
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mrsmead:
*shakes fist*
*shakes fist a little slower*
*waves fist*
*waves hand*
*stares at hand*
"duuude...... my hands are HUGE.........and they can touch anything but themselves...........oh, wait."
also, i didn't kill your dolphin, Santa did.
my condolences.
*shakes fist a little slower*
*waves fist*
*waves hand*
*stares at hand*
"duuude...... my hands are HUGE.........and they can touch anything but themselves...........oh, wait."
also, i didn't kill your dolphin, Santa did.
my condolences.
azrael_abyss:
I'm waiting for my bombardment of Kittens as we speak.
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nogodsnomanagers:
only just realised you were on my "to be a friend" list, i've been kinda out of it recently
will do better
what's a pants weasel?
xx
will do better
what's a pants weasel?
xx
\m/
we must we must hang out for a day or so...
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