MAN, and i thought the microwave was broke bofore.
i really shouldnt try to fix things drunkenly.
note to self: You are not the Fonz.( i don't care if you did jump a (dead)dolphin.)
another note to self: fixing a microwave is not like pulling a dent out of a car with a plunger!!! NEVER AGAIN.(agreed.)
but i did fix the sprinkler.
-drunk
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i really shouldnt try to fix things drunkenly.
note to self: You are not the Fonz.( i don't care if you did jump a (dead)dolphin.)
another note to self: fixing a microwave is not like pulling a dent out of a car with a plunger!!! NEVER AGAIN.(agreed.)
but i did fix the sprinkler.
-drunk
also, back...
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curse that furry fat dog. if she + the sheer incompitance of South Carolina cost me a $100 fine i will give them both stupid haircuts.
fat-dog is allergic to the rabies vac. and i have never been able to get anykind of paperwork from S.C. ever.
i keep trying to dream about racing but all i get is fishing. god i sound like a...
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fat-dog is allergic to the rabies vac. and i have never been able to get anykind of paperwork from S.C. ever.
i keep trying to dream about racing but all i get is fishing. god i sound like a...
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papawheelie:
FINE!
nixon:
I'm really sorry 
But i'll be there in three days.
I'll deal with stuff then.
But i'll be there in three days.
I'll deal with stuff then.
so our rommate lost Nixon's dog thismorning (without knowing it).
i didn't realize it for about 8 hours (different scheduals) so by the time i got up some "lost dog" flyers i ran into the couple that had just taken her to doggy jail.
so tommarow i gotta go spring her. $50 & 40mi.
but it could be alot worse.
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i didn't realize it for about 8 hours (different scheduals) so by the time i got up some "lost dog" flyers i ran into the couple that had just taken her to doggy jail.
so tommarow i gotta go spring her. $50 & 40mi.
but it could be alot worse.
i started stressin pretty...
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neyrissa:
Just get some 30 power bleach. I'm not quite sure what it's like in the States but here you have to buy the bleach powder and peroxide (in either 30 or 40 power) seperately...add them together and slap it on your hair...I'd say 30 power b/c you can let that get closer to your roots, 40 power isn't really meant to touch your head...it depends on how dark your hair is, if it's REALLY dark then you'll need 40 power, but be careful with letting it touch your scalp...
nixon:
Are you on graveyard while I'm home? i'm trying to set work svhedules.
Sorry fattdog sucks so bad.
Sorry fattdog sucks so bad.
finally, a decent day.
i got off work 4 hours early, and had filled my tank up on my way in. so i put one and two together and off i went. tore up the gorge to bridge of the gods and got my knee down in Washington and home before dark. it couldent have been better. well i guess there could have been fewer...
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i got off work 4 hours early, and had filled my tank up on my way in. so i put one and two together and off i went. tore up the gorge to bridge of the gods and got my knee down in Washington and home before dark. it couldent have been better. well i guess there could have been fewer...
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nixon:
Did you hide it in your halo holster?
gasmaskboy:
peeeyaw!!!
It's been nice and warm even in maine....
ugh maine...
I know I'm using my Vaca this year to Hit Toronto to see muh friends there.
But plans are in action for alot of change.
So at some point next year I may go visit the OR agains...
we'll have to talks and do our nails.
and I would love to see you play with fire...
The Ryan Face loves the fire.
It's been nice and warm even in maine....
ugh maine...
I know I'm using my Vaca this year to Hit Toronto to see muh friends there.
But plans are in action for alot of change.
So at some point next year I may go visit the OR agains...
we'll have to talks and do our nails.
and I would love to see you play with fire...
The Ryan Face loves the fire.
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nixon:
Finally, I like online ads.
nixon:
back atcha. I like lunch break.
back atcha. I like lunch break.everything i eat turns to shit.
rickroyal:
I can imagine that being said with sincerity.
nixon:
You're gross.
but at least it sounds like you're eating...
but at least it sounds like you're eating...
back to ten hour days. huff and foo
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big_dave:
The SG London hardcore were telling me off for my work schedule the other night - I almost always work at least a 10 hour day. But it's different when its your own business, I guess, and I do (mostly) enjoy the work 
Plus it makes the occasional day off all the more enjoyable 
Plus it makes the occasional day off all the more enjoyable 
mrsmead:
ick.
sadness.
sadness.
i feel like a weekend warrior having ridden only these past two Sundays, although when i ride everyday i never feel like going for 4 - 6 hours like today and last week (wich is a fucking blast) Oregon is such a cool place there is everything here and it is all beautiful rain or shine (i got plenty of both today). i did break...
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snottlebocket:
wow i've never seen anyone who looks so much like sideshow bob, cool hair man 
ninadelamorte:
Hey look a monkey 
my VCR refuses to eject or anything else for that matter. my lawn mower also kicked the bucket today.
i am really tampting fate by typing on this thing. also my dog smells.
i feel things will get worse before they get better.
i am really tampting fate by typing on this thing. also my dog smells.
i feel things will get worse before they get better.
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kengineer:
Got your message. I deleted it because I don't want the world to have your digits. That's me: Mr. Propriety.
Things are crazy. We'll hook up Monday or Tuesday to get that mower to you.
Things are crazy. We'll hook up Monday or Tuesday to get that mower to you.
tank_ex_mortis:
Hmm... Tanks are awesome, eh?
I am bored as shit.
someone tell me a joke i e poopants
someone tell me a joke i e poopants
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andromeda:
Don't have a joke but a funny tale. A friend of mine thought that Swisse Mocha was pronounced Suzie Mocha.
azrael_abyss:
No dent in my head I do have a broken nose though. Stupid cousin broke it when I was a kid by slamming me on the concrete. I also have a scar on my head from that too. Fucking bastard. God he's an ass. Anyway!
I do have a broken nose though. Stupid cousin broke it when I was a kid by slamming me on the concrete. I also have a scar on my head from that too. Fucking bastard. God he's an ass. Anyway!Ride all day // Rock all nite,life IS good
but between petrohol & alcohal i will soon be broke.
sorry lawn i'll cut you later
but between petrohol & alcohal i will soon be broke.
sorry lawn i'll cut you later
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nixon:
You should write lyrics for guitar Wolf. Seriously. That could be a whole song. If you yelled "Rock and Roll" at the end of it.
papawheelie:
to do or not to do, that, is the laundry
i seem to be fending alright for myself,or atleast beingslightly constructive with my time alone. i made a killer bong out of a trophee no really you gotta se this thing (multi-chambered and alot of air hose)
thismorning i hung out with "bossfry" after work and broke it in. and now i am off to guzzle a few beers at a track day up...
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no really you gotta se this thing (multi-chambered and alot of air hose)
thismorning i hung out with "bossfry" after work and broke it in. and now i am off to guzzle a few beers at a track day up...
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azrael_abyss:
Hope you're still handling well. Thanks for the sweet comments in my journal. Oh and Tweeker told me to tell you she's hot for Kittens.
whaa:
You can't see my boobers. I was wearing a towel.
As for the whole fixing things. I keep my husband away from things as much as possible. he means well but...yeah you know what i mean here. I think it really bothers him that i can fix things better then he can. well hell, i've just had a lot more practice with it. and a brother who used to take things apart and not be able to get then back together then make me do it so he wouldn't get into trouble. lol . of course you might want to be sober when fixing things though...it keeps you from losing those tiny little screws inside of things. damn this is long...sorry
*bursts into flames*
lol for some reason the idea of fixing microwaves drunk sounds really fun.
I have one method of fixing things....
I go...
"GOD FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!"
then I hit several times...
which usualy doesn't fix it... but sometimes it does.
then I end up just messing with one thing at a time till it works.
So I end up making it not work, then putting it back, then going tot he next thing....
It takes ages... but after many hours it always ends up fucked and broken so I buy a new one.