tank_ex_mortis

My guitar sounds funny.
I guess it's finally time to...
BUM BUM BUM!
...Get new strings!
*shreaks of terror*

Man, I think I'm spending too much time online... I've gotten to the point where my online friends are in my dreams more often then my real ones.
Of course, that does give me the chance to hang out with them...
But I usually just turn...
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My grandma sold her house a few days ago, so we're keeping some of her stuff here; including hundreds of old 45's and 78's ( ). My favorite so far: the Asteroids 45, complete with theme music and terrible story with craptacular voice-acting.

I really like finding old stuff like that, it's like finding buried treasure or dinosoar bones or something.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Oh my god.

Okay, so I've been on this IRC channel for I dunno, maybe 8 hours, right? And I'm really tired, so I go to bed.
So I'm lying there, and I'm thinking. And something occurs to me. So I go back to my comp, boot up XChat, and..:

<TANK_Ex> ...
<TANK_Ex> So I was lying in bed, when something occured to me......
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I just discovered how easy it is to draw cool goth-y pictures using Flash, so I'm thinking I'll be trying that out with some short animations. I've got a lot of the drawing finished, I mostly just need to work on the animation. Of course, I suck at that, so it may be a while.

I need a SnL (Strawberry and Lime) Jones and some...
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I need to have wacky antics. I should call up my one of my friends and be like "YO! It's antics time!"
and they'll be like
"Hell yeah! Antics!"
and I'll be like
"Woot!"
and they'll be like
"Woot!"
and then they'll come over and we'll play video games.


Speaking of video games, there are entirely too few Pokemon players in this town. I should...
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I just noticed that I have some sort of wierd female transvestite fetish. Congratulate me.

What, I need a reason to be congratulated? Fuck you. I need no justifications for my behavior! None! Justifications are for pussies and wimps and assbutts.
I think I might be tired again...


And that's transvestite as in cross-dresser, before you all give me wierd looks.

Well okay, I know...
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I feel like falling in love...


Go cheer up Boygeorgeismymom if you haven't already. She needs it.

Deep thoughts:

1. Why isn't palindrome a palindrome?
2. Just what the fuck IS Goofy, anyway?
3. Dude, what if, like, the whole world was just like ONE ATOM in a huge bigger world!?
4. Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?
5. If you woke up in a different place at a different time, would you wake up as different...
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I just found out that my favorite drink in the world (Strawberry and Lime Jones Soda) has caffeine. I drank four bottles today, three between 8 PM and 4 AM. I guess that explains me being up.
The copy of the first HP Lovecraft collection that my grandpa ordered for me came yesterday. I wonder about that guy... I mean, he was a total asshole,...
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WHAT HAPPENED TO JESTHERSTAR!!?
Why's she gone?


I've decided that I need to be more geeky.

No, really. I know it sounds impossible (unless you've met the goddess of geekdom, Ovida), but I don't think I'm living up to my true geekdom potential. Thusly! I shall be more geeky, by way of... Um... Doing more geeky event thingies. I mean, I haven't been to...
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