tank_ex_mortis

Four days until International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Mark your calendars!
Been playing too much Black & White recently. My creature is silly. He's (is it a he? Meh, it's my creature, I say it's a he. Orangutans are manly animals anyway. ) obsessed with bringing livestock to the village store. So he'll run TROMPTROMPTROMP over to a horse or cow or sheep or something and WOOSH grab it and TROMPTROMPTROMP back to the village store and he tosses it TOSS and it dies horribly (well, I like to think it does. It keeps me warm at night) and turns into food and then he's off TROMPTROMPTROMP until the village has no more animals and all they have to eat is grain.
It's SO CUTE!!

And for a while, he'd keep watering this one tree... Like, he'd walk across the island to this ONE SPECIAL TREE to water it. It was funny. But then he discovered that you can water other things, like bushes and grain and villagers, and he's been doing that. It's cute.

And in case that was too much cute and girly, I have five words for you: PHALLIC MONSTER TRUCKS ON FIRE.