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Yellow Springs, OH

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Monday Jul 19, 2004

Jul 19, 2004
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Everyone go wish the hottacularly ninjariffic SunniWithAni a Happy Birthday, or I'll use my laz0r eyes on your face. Like this: love only with laz0rs instead of little hearts.
Then you will be PWNED, and I shall laugh. Oh, how I shall laugh.

You should all come to my house. Bring cookies or other nummy comestibles, only spelled right.

After I take your cookies (or as I like to say, "cake your tookies"), I shall eat them. Oh, how I shall eat them.

MEANWHILE, in his sinister (MUWAHAHAHAHA) lair, Dr. Evilman von Naughty was plotting our hero's downfall. Little did he know that I suffer from ADD and I really think cookies would be good right now, especially chocolate ones like the ones in the oven.

Sincerely,
Awesome MacAwesome,
Awesomeville, AW
(awesome@totallyrad.fuckingsweet)
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craigula:
Thank you sir, much appreciated smile
Jul 20, 2004
disco:
This week, I made dinosaur cookies. And decorated them. With icing. And stuff. Yeah.

Hi

x
Jul 21, 2004

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