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tank_ex_mortis

Yellow Springs, OH

Member Since 2004

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Wednesday Jun 16, 2004

Jun 16, 2004
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You should all IM me so I don't get bored.
You should also give me money.
And hot crazy monkey sex (men excluded).
And bake me yummy pastries.
And play video games with me.
And watch kickass kung fu movies with me.
And be insane in public with me.
And make me do stuff that I want to do but I'm too lazy to do.

(edited because normal sex JUST WASN'T ENOUGH)
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ovida:
I wish I could bake yummy pastries...And I still say the Awesomer belongs to you since you used Trogdor and Optimus in the same, funktastic sentence, and not many people can combine Transformers and Burnination without their bladders exploding in a shower of urine *nods*
And the guy in the game's disintrested becasue he's having sex with an ugly man, me says.
I want to wear the robotic exoskeleton now, you can wear a frilly, hot pink French Maid dress, because that would be hot biggrin
Jun 17, 2004
nuke:
If you do stuff, i'll send you pastries I bought from the store. Best I can do.
Jun 17, 2004

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