tank_ex_mortis

You know what I love about laptops? You can use them while you take a shit.

Now that I've put that horrible, horrible image into your head (because I'm evil), let me tell you about what I've been up to recently. First, as I may have mentioned earlier, I started using a new internet browser, Mozilla Firefox. I've become addicted to finding and downloading various...
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*pokes head in*
Hello?

Uh, wow. It's been like, four days. Wow. Um... I did fuck all, so I really have no excuse... I did get a lot of Diablo 2 playing done-ness thingy...

I'm tired.

Uh... And um.
Uh...
I saw a shitty high school play. But some of the kids kicked ass. Of course, I may be biased, since the best actor is...
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I got a lot to say!
I got a lot to say!
I got a lot to say!
I got a lot to say!
I got a lot to say
I can't remember now

The most relevant posting of song lyrics in a journal, ever.

I just wrote the best story ever in flipnslide's journal. I'll post it here, too. Because I'm just that wonderful.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a king. He was not a happy king, because he had a really terrible case of hemorrhoids. One day, while the king was trying to sit down, a funny little man came...
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Fancy butts?

Ah, thank god that's over with. I hate writing papers ( ).
And now that it's over with, I can spend more time on here!
Um... What've I been up to... Well, I was gonna see Kill Bill Volume 2, but I didn't for various reasons that I'd rather not get into. So I just watched volume 1 a few more times, and sat around...
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Hmm, I've got four and a half pages to write by noon tommorow. Yup.

I wonder if anyone's responded to my skit on that Canadian weed thread yet...

Update: I feel like watching Kill Bill.

Update again: Now I feel like writing something.
Something that isn't my paper.

We talked... Um... I'm not totally sure what our relationship is, but whatever it is, I'm alright with it. Yup.
That is all.

Oh, well this is just fucking lovely...
I'm falling for a girl a few years younger than me. Which wouldn't be a big deal, only I'm 18, and thusly feel very, very dirty. The worst part is, she's interested in me, too. This... Is a very, very annoying situation.
Any advice would be greatly apreciated. And please, make it more helpful than "you filthy bastard."...
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*lonely*

I finally saw Kill Bill... And... Whoa. There are no words for how much I loved it. Tarantino's always been a great writer, but the directing on this movie was so amazing. I just... Wow. It's the kind of movie that I wish the maker'd write a book about so I can learn every little minute detail about it.

In other news... Uh... There is...
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WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!
My group got accepted! Check it out, bitches!