What did you learn on your drive home today? You can only exist in you suffocating vacuum for so long. There are palm trees to discover, waving at you in the wind, waving you to come in.
You learned not to take chances with a 20-year-old Mercedes carting along a horse trailer. Yes, it was lumbering onto the freeway remarkably slow, but it wouldnt be worth it to cut the thing off. Think of the horse.
Your cousin is getting the iPod Shuffle, even though it was a present to your mom. But your mom doesnt understand gadgets, and she is the ultimate re-gifter. Your cousin benefits. She also benefits from the 239 songs you heaped on there. You listened to the playlist on your way home. It got you here.
You recalled the bitchy milliner who looked you up and down at the sample sale, insulted that you said you were not a hat person. Youre dressed like a big, cute, overgrown child, she says.
Thank you, hat-mistress. When I awoke today and looked into my closest, I specifically chose garments meant to impress you. Oh, youre so hot in your difference, hat-mistress. Thanks for the compliment and God bless.
You learned not to take chances with a 20-year-old Mercedes carting along a horse trailer. Yes, it was lumbering onto the freeway remarkably slow, but it wouldnt be worth it to cut the thing off. Think of the horse.
Your cousin is getting the iPod Shuffle, even though it was a present to your mom. But your mom doesnt understand gadgets, and she is the ultimate re-gifter. Your cousin benefits. She also benefits from the 239 songs you heaped on there. You listened to the playlist on your way home. It got you here.
You recalled the bitchy milliner who looked you up and down at the sample sale, insulted that you said you were not a hat person. Youre dressed like a big, cute, overgrown child, she says.
Thank you, hat-mistress. When I awoke today and looked into my closest, I specifically chose garments meant to impress you. Oh, youre so hot in your difference, hat-mistress. Thanks for the compliment and God bless.
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chris_sick:
I'm doing it again. I never learn.
fancier:
You made me want a brownie. On my drive home today I learned that I need an oil change.