A co-worker with whom I rarely exchange words just sauntered in the subtitlers' room and marveled at the new Halloween decorations. He said that, although they were good, the effects didn't measure up to the real thing. He then proceeded to ask me whether I'd like to go to Forest Lawn with him and "dig up some real decorations." Before I could answer, he turned around and sauntered out...
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digdug:
you came up on my dating profile - you want my booty, dontchu?
mojobites:
When I first brought it home I noticed that the cat's were quite terrified of it, they would not go near it and would freak out if I tried to get them close to it. I started to use the skull to keep the cats off of things or out of certain areas of the house, it worked quite well. Two years ago a friend of mine was having a Halloween party and asked to use the skull as part of the decorations, there was this guy at the party that I had never met, he started to get drunk and decided to befriend the skull, he was carrying it around with him giving it drinks of beer and introducing it to people as his dead friend, I even saw him simulate oral sex with it. The next day I found out that he had been killed in a car accident that night after the party, he went through the windshield of the car and was decapitated. Then about six months ago I had some friends over and the next morning I noticed that someone had written "I am Dead" across the forehead of the skull, and that very next day I was driving past Forest Lawn and spray painted on the wall was "I am dead and so are you". That's when I decided I had to return it.