tanja

Here is a stellar piece of dialogue from a film I was working on today:

(setting: a hot anonymous Spanish guy is in bed with a bookish American woman who is researching "machismo" in Madrid)

Hot Spanish guy to bookish American woman:
I'm going to reveal to you your own body.

You know what is this? (putting her hand on her chest)
This is the teat.

You know what this is? (putting her hand on his dick)
This is the meat.

And only a week ago I was captioning a children's movie featuring a snowboarding chimpanzee. This kind of work is liable to make anyone bipolar