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A week of bombastic apathy this week. If that's possible.

I noticed that I could crosses by loads of these things, so I thought I'd just prove it:

(X) I've Never Been Drunk - Ha! George Best! Ha!
(X) I've Never Smoked Pot - Stick to cannabis
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex - Few years back now
(X) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
(X) I've Never Been To Japan
( ) I've Never Been In A Taxi
(X) I've Never Been In Love - What? Emotions?
(X) I've Never Had Sex In Public
(X) I've Never Been Dumped - Only one very boring and amicable split
(X) I've Never Done Cocaine
(X) I've Never Shoplifted
(X) I've Never Been Fired
(X) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight - I just mock people with long words from a safe distance
(X) I've Never Had Group Intercourse - Ha!
(X) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House - Call me pedantic, but I used the door
(X) I've Never Been Tied Up
(X) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
( ) I've Never Been Arrested - I'm such a hardened criminal
(X) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger - You have to be drunk to do that
( ) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job - Sadly I did, in my criminal past
(X) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square - "I've never celebrated new year" would be more precise
(X) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
( ) I've Never Lied To A Friend - I can't go out, I'm,err...washing my hair
(X) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
(X) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans - Uh?
( ) I've Never Been To Europe - I live there, fool
( ) I've Never Skipped School - I never actually went to PE, so they never knew who I was
(X) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
(X) I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
(X) I've Never Had Sex At The Office
(X) I've Never Been Married
(X) I've Never Been Divorced
(X) I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
(X) I've Never Posed Nude - Ha! again
(X) I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
(X) I've Never Killed Anyone
(X) I've Never Received a hickey From My Sex Partner
(X) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
(X) I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
(X) I've Never Eaten Sushi - Scared of it
(X) I've Never Been Snowboarding - Scared of it
(X) I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House
(X) I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
(X) I've Never Flashed Anyone

That's a lot of crosses. I'm so cool!
Oh, and British Sea Power ownz j00.