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I have made a disturbing observation recently (well disturbing to me, others probably wouldn't give a shit). Most of the women I know, am friends with, etc. have hideous feet! I don't mean just ugly feet, I mean huge, gnarly, man-feet (kinda like Seinfeld's Man-hands, except feet).

I noticed this the last night at a pub where I met up with some friends. I was coming back from the john and all I saw was this huge ugly foot sticking out from the booth where we were sitting. I thought it was my buddy Tim's foot, but when I came around the side, I found out it belonged to one of the girls with us!

Anyway, I was kind of thrown off guard, but then I looked around and noticed that most of the women there just had huge ass ugly "Man-Feet"! My friend Z was one of the few women around us that actually had like "cute feet". I think she wears a size 5 (of course she's like 5 zero and maybe weighs a buck). But still, all the other girls are around 5'4" to 5'8".

Ok, I wasn't going to say anything at that point, but Z noticed that I looked confused after this observation and asked what was up. I told her about how I mistook the girls foot for Tim's. Before I could say "Don't look", "Don't say anything", whatever, she yells out "Jesus Christ, you got some huge feet!! God, what are those like a size 13?!!"

I thought the woman was going to be embarrassed or at least mortified, but no! These chicks spent the next 45 minutes comparing each others feet, trying on each others shoes, and laughin it all up! They even got chicks from other tables in on it! It was all pretty surreal. I think I'm going to have nighmares about the whole event.

Tallies: The chick with the biggest foot, size 14. The chick with the smallest foot, size 4. The most common size was 9.

So...how's everyone been? In keeping with the theme of this post, what's your shoe size ladies?

Big hugs and sloppy kissed