I had to share this spam e-mail I got today:
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She thinks you are perfect and a wonderful choice for her.
But all this time you have been hiding the problems with your erections.
You tried to postpone sex as long as possible.
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Get them before she finds out the truth.
I think that speaks for itself. It's kind of like spam poetry... 
inadequate thrust?
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She will say oh god