takora

No one had ever said "STOP IT, YOU SICK FUCK!" to me until yesterday. Hmmm... now do I stop or not? I think not...

Opening this fall in New York City--

Takora's Cunnilingus Academy.

Fully accredited, offering five 2-hour sessions daily.

Applications now being accepted.

Financial aid available if you qualify!

someone recently said to me:

"no matter how amazing you think she is, somewhere there is someone who is completely fed up with her shit."

I don't think I really believe that, or at least I don't want to. but entertaining the thought is at least making tonight a little less depressing.

beers in the fridge, big black on the tape deck, work on the...
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lost.




just lost....

please come a little bit closer. i cannot taste you from there. i won't bite.

please come a little bit closer. i cannot taste you from there. i won't bite.

please do not be afraid.

i only want to eat you.

thought 1: I am sooo happy to have a mohawk again.

thought 2: I always wanted to get one of those hepa air filter thingies, but they were a bit too expensive. But now the government is gonna buy me one just because my home was filled with the stench of burning world trade towers for two months! Finally, some small justification of all those...
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I have just realized that I must remove my own teeth.

It all started about four months ago. This past winter I found myself biting through glasses as I drank from them. I didnt think anything of it the first few times, figuring it was just an embarrassing (and possibly hazardous) accident. After the fourteenth or fifteenth time I started to worry.

Soon after that...
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ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES TAKORA A DULL CEPHALOPOD.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES TAKORA A DULL CEPHALOPOD.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES TAKORA A DULL CEPHALOPOD.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES TAKORA A DULL CEPHALOPOD.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES TAKORA A DULL CEPHALOPOD.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES TAKORA A DULL CEPHALOPOD.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY...
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