things that takora must do this weekend:
1) drink less than he did this week!
should be easy, since his bartender is on vacation. ;P
2) put away the laundry that is still in the bag from two weeks ago.
3) catch up on work at a leisurely pace, as opposed to the white-knuckled frantic deadline-relay he was playing all this week...
4) clean this fucking place!
5) listen to a bunch of records that he hasn't listened to in years...
6) attempt the saltines-of-death challenge!
7) maybe see a movie, or sarah silverman's new live show...
xoT
1) drink less than he did this week!
should be easy, since his bartender is on vacation. ;P
2) put away the laundry that is still in the bag from two weeks ago.
3) catch up on work at a leisurely pace, as opposed to the white-knuckled frantic deadline-relay he was playing all this week...
4) clean this fucking place!
5) listen to a bunch of records that he hasn't listened to in years...
6) attempt the saltines-of-death challenge!
7) maybe see a movie, or sarah silverman's new live show...
xoT
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i think the iron chef should have a saltines challenge.
The first death defying attempt came at a huge price, as Mr. Takora impacted just short of landing the new world's record. After a loud gasp, the audience of 30,000 stood in horror and stunned silence, anticipating the worst. Had Mr. Takora survived? After a few breathless minutes, they erupted again in cheers upon seeing Mr. Takora give a feeble wave from his stretcher as it was mounted into the ambulance.
Mr. Takora is expected to be back at Collaseum Studios within the hour, now that the doctors feel assured he is still in top physical form. Little Jimmy Argonathy, the boy with terminal Leukemia for whom Mr. Takora represents great heroism, and who we have been following the last few days before the event, is reported to have said moments ago to reporters that, "Mr. Takora is still the bestest. No one else can fit 10 saltines in one go. I'm sure he can still break the record."