porn is a lot like cookies.
the best kinds are home-made.


and i'm still invisible, by the way, so don't try anything...

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UPDATE:

takora's list of weekend chores:

- definately eat this orange before it goes bad.

- maybe meet up with twelvis and penny in the park.

- definately listen to Mr. Finewine's Soul Spectacular on WFMU and dance my ass off in the apartment while the cat laughs at me.

- maybe break the world record for eating saltines.

- definately sacrifice next door neighbor to Nyarlathotep, hopefully appeasing his idiot-minions sufficiently that some of these overdue checks will arrive in my mailbox and i'll be able to eat again.

- maybe put away the laundry.

- definately not think about the fact that she still hasn't called me back. definately.

- maybe put some of this crap up on ebay.

- definately find some neat things for INKEDGirl's SG swap.

- maybe stay away from the computer all weekend.

- definately drink that bottle of chianti that has been in the kitchen for 6 months.

- and maybe go to the free punk show in the park sunday that some cute lil' spikey girl just gave me a flyer for!