personal ad day? ok. i'll show my SG spirit...

I am a silent, clumsy, generous, confused, laid back, heavy-drinking, loyal, unpossessive, obsessive, independent, art-loving, movie-watching, toy-playing, siamese cat-and-cephalopod-obsessed, cunnilingus-needing, marginally-buddhist, nihonophilistic, bite-wanting, self-employed, occasionally creative, anti-social, dust-collecting, insomnomaniacal idiot.

i am into everything mentioned above, as well as abusing my body, contradictions, silence, solitude, spinach, being sticky, toshio saeki, trevor brown, junko mizuno, hans bellmer, the symbolists, books, hiding, spying, decadence, drawing, bataille, desnos, girl watching, laughing at everyone and everything, scalpels, toreena, scotch, inner thighs, sashimi, sake, lovecraft, cronenberg, jodorowsky, 'invader zim', harpsichords, minor keys, miso, noh, butoh, not being seen, not sleeping, not understanding, not pacing myself, getting ahead of myself, falling down steep hills, reading in bars, robots, tongues, saliva, making out frantically, squids, octopi, jellyfish, stainless steel, living in stealth mode, sticking to the shadows, 'the invisible man', anything with tentacles, toys, nonsequitors, unknowing, cheshire cats, making all my nowhere plans for nobody, being difficult, bestest everest friends, the sound of her voice, and my only Simone.

i will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered.

i am looking for absolutely nothing. my only requests are that you approach me slowly, sideways, and quietly, that you taste good, and promise not to be upset if i disappear.