mmmmmmm.... i smell like sex... and am covered with assorted bodily fluids... i'm just gonna pull some clothes on and go out for some dinner... 
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well, i sorta feel like a fuckup today. i was a little slungover when i woke up. and i think i've screwed my schedule again, and didn't wake up until 2pm...
but last night was fun. it started with a pub quiz at a local bar. if you don't know, a pub quiz is several drunken bargoers, divided into teams, who then compete against each...
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but last night was fun. it started with a pub quiz at a local bar. if you don't know, a pub quiz is several drunken bargoers, divided into teams, who then compete against each...
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badm0j02:
i think you did better on the technotronic lyrics than i did.
If a girl comes up and talks to you, she's got some interest...shaven or not. You can still invite them to meet another day, then show up spiffy and you're even better than when they first met you.......ah ha!
what's marmite?
If a girl comes up and talks to you, she's got some interest...shaven or not. You can still invite them to meet another day, then show up spiffy and you're even better than when they first met you.......ah ha!
what's marmite?
badm0j02:
Its pretty hilarious how one minute, saying something makes complete sense....the next minute when you look at it out of context, like "shaven or not".....DOH!
that was a funny catch
that was a funny catch
i have recently, when drinking from glasses, felt a sudden and overwhelming desire to bite down into the glass... could something be missing from my diet to cause such a strange craving?
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bettietwoguns:
who did you know?
Bebe has only been married twice.
Bebe has only been married twice.
debrajean:
Yum...shards...slicing to where teeth should be...
UMBRELLAS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!
(drip drip drip...)
(drip drip drip...)
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psmith:
Umbrellas were invented so that we can figure out who the californains are and avoid them.
kingskottie:
you think jesse malin uses an umbrella? no.
poor jesse. is bellvue still together. i kind of miss dgen. kinda
poor jesse. is bellvue still together. i kind of miss dgen. kinda
today is one of those days where i feel like i am in someone else's skin. every action, every movement, is inexplicably just a few millimeters off from what it should be. when i walk, the ground is either a little further or closer than i expect it to be. when i talk with people, every sentence ends up with one or two extra lost...
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psmith:
I don't have a book light, so i have to go to those few bars that are reasonably well lit.
psmith:
Jolly confusing what?
earlier:
a friend's birthday.
and eight other friends.
in 'the daily show' studio audience.
with robin williams.
later:
some fine indian food.
and many fine beers.
then:
home to work.
now:
valuable sleep-time wasted in front of the computer.
and the cat is STILL drinking.
i think he's having cases delivered when i'm not here.
i'll know when my next credit card statement arrives.
oh,...
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a friend's birthday.
and eight other friends.
in 'the daily show' studio audience.
with robin williams.
later:
some fine indian food.
and many fine beers.
then:
home to work.
now:
valuable sleep-time wasted in front of the computer.
and the cat is STILL drinking.
i think he's having cases delivered when i'm not here.
i'll know when my next credit card statement arrives.
oh,...
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maxx:
Yeah tons and tons of shows tape in LA. But the only shows with a studio audience that I like in anyway are the Daily Show and Conan. So I really screwed the pooch by not going to see those while I was in NY.
No wait! I like the Price is Right. That's filmed here. I should go watch that sometime.
I love that show. It's like a little time capsule of 25 years ago.
No wait! I like the Price is Right. That's filmed here. I should go watch that sometime.
I love that show. It's like a little time capsule of 25 years ago.
toreena:
Your cat is like Bucky.
And fine beers are GOOD.
And those mugs do rock.
And fine beers are GOOD.
And those mugs do rock.
dammit, the cat is drinking again.
i just hope he doesn't beat me up tonight...
i just hope he doesn't beat me up tonight...
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maxx:
I'm just curious what type of beer it is.
penelope:
My cat used to beat me up all the time, I have scars to prove it, but then I left for a month. It's a different tune now, Bijou knows I'm serious abuot not taking any crap!
ack!
called on all my reserves of discipline and self-restraint, and actually made it to bed at around 2:30 last night (instead of 5 or 6am), fully ready for a full nights' sleep... and for some reason, i wake up at 6:30am! bah...
spent the day here working, and running around in the near-lethal heat to drop work off at clients... hung out with CrushOne...
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called on all my reserves of discipline and self-restraint, and actually made it to bed at around 2:30 last night (instead of 5 or 6am), fully ready for a full nights' sleep... and for some reason, i wake up at 6:30am! bah...
spent the day here working, and running around in the near-lethal heat to drop work off at clients... hung out with CrushOne...
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atomic_tiki:
Iused to work in live action Porn as a director/producer.
Now I work for a licensing company that does Anime (hentai). I have been asked to go back & shoot adult but still contimplating it. It's too much of a headache for me.
In Anime I don't have to deal with whinny drama queens who suck cock inorder to pay their electric bills.
Now I work for a licensing company that does Anime (hentai). I have been asked to go back & shoot adult but still contimplating it. It's too much of a headache for me.
In Anime I don't have to deal with whinny drama queens who suck cock inorder to pay their electric bills.
go_lately:
cabarnets are so much better than chiantis.
all people in serious, stable, happy relationships should be taken out and shot for falsely raising the hopes and expectations of the rest of us!
; P
; P
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lefty:
maybe you should stop kissing the cat, and start kissing more girls... heh heh
by the way, you certainly got a good pic of the cat with a funny look on her face...atleast i hope its a her...
by the way, you certainly got a good pic of the cat with a funny look on her face...atleast i hope its a her...
twelvis:
isnt motor city the best? that's like my favorite bar by far.
things that takora must do this weekend:
1) drink less than he did this week!
should be easy, since his bartender is on vacation. ;P
2) put away the laundry that is still in the bag from two weeks ago.
3) catch up on work at a leisurely pace, as opposed to the white-knuckled frantic deadline-relay he was playing all this week...
4) clean this...
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1) drink less than he did this week!
should be easy, since his bartender is on vacation. ;P
2) put away the laundry that is still in the bag from two weeks ago.
3) catch up on work at a leisurely pace, as opposed to the white-knuckled frantic deadline-relay he was playing all this week...
4) clean this...
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aster:
you are a goofball! *smooch*
i think the iron chef should have a saltines challenge.
i think the iron chef should have a saltines challenge.
mutagen:
The crowds are tense.
The first death defying attempt came at a huge price, as Mr. Takora impacted just short of landing the new world's record. After a loud gasp, the audience of 30,000 stood in horror and stunned silence, anticipating the worst. Had Mr. Takora survived? After a few breathless minutes, they erupted again in cheers upon seeing Mr. Takora give a feeble wave from his stretcher as it was mounted into the ambulance.
Mr. Takora is expected to be back at Collaseum Studios within the hour, now that the doctors feel assured he is still in top physical form. Little Jimmy Argonathy, the boy with terminal Leukemia for whom Mr. Takora represents great heroism, and who we have been following the last few days before the event, is reported to have said moments ago to reporters that, "Mr. Takora is still the bestest. No one else can fit 10 saltines in one go. I'm sure he can still break the record."
The first death defying attempt came at a huge price, as Mr. Takora impacted just short of landing the new world's record. After a loud gasp, the audience of 30,000 stood in horror and stunned silence, anticipating the worst. Had Mr. Takora survived? After a few breathless minutes, they erupted again in cheers upon seeing Mr. Takora give a feeble wave from his stretcher as it was mounted into the ambulance.
Mr. Takora is expected to be back at Collaseum Studios within the hour, now that the doctors feel assured he is still in top physical form. Little Jimmy Argonathy, the boy with terminal Leukemia for whom Mr. Takora represents great heroism, and who we have been following the last few days before the event, is reported to have said moments ago to reporters that, "Mr. Takora is still the bestest. No one else can fit 10 saltines in one go. I'm sure he can still break the record."
i'm in a very good mood today, for no particular reason.
hung out with both CrushOne and CrushTwo last night. nothing substantially new to report on either of those fronts.
i will be working frantically here all day and night...
and then getting sushi with some people, for a friend's birthday. i've become surprisingly good friends with this guy, despite the fact that i sorta...
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hung out with both CrushOne and CrushTwo last night. nothing substantially new to report on either of those fronts.
i will be working frantically here all day and night...
and then getting sushi with some people, for a friend's birthday. i've become surprisingly good friends with this guy, despite the fact that i sorta...
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badm0j02:
mmm, cat puke. what's happenin'? 2 crushes now? I must've fallen behind in my Takora readings...somewhere between Takora and Takorakun
alexcuervo:
well... there's a couple MP3s on our mp3.com page (mp3.com/gospelswingers) but they're OLD! (like 3 years old).
We need to trade fun-paks dude. You know, toys, videos, cd rips, etc... but pleeeeeze spare me the pictures of you horrible penis monster! (haw!)
We need to trade fun-paks dude. You know, toys, videos, cd rips, etc... but pleeeeeze spare me the pictures of you horrible penis monster! (haw!)
if i were to die tonight, i'd be cool with that... this has been the most wonderful past few days, on so many levels... the happiness i am feeling now will continue for days... i really feel like i should step back and organize my thoughts before setting them down here, but that just ain't gonna happen. so please permit me some rambling and narrative...
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joyrider:
your cat rocks.
tommysativa:
hey call me a germ freak but I'm not about to let a cat lick me after watching it lick its as clean ...I've smelled enough cat shit to know I don't want any part of it touching my kissers.
Now just exactly what are u talking about when you say we all do it? I know I can't lick MY ass clean ...you must have one wicked yoga instructor,
PS glad to hear you had a splendid nite way back then
Now just exactly what are u talking about when you say we all do it? I know I can't lick MY ass clean ...you must have one wicked yoga instructor,
PS glad to hear you had a splendid nite way back then
it is a soma shirt from the super neatest spankenstein.
I love it. I love it a lot.
um, hmmm. it smells good on your page. *deep inhale*
"ahhhhh" (jealous haha)