im the guy who actually buys all the overcooked rotted hotdogs that noone else wanted throughout the rest of the day at 7-11 ..................................

im the guy who pays at the mcdonalds drive thru window with a plastic baggy full of pennies..............

im the guy who stops for 5 dollars worth of gas every day rather than fillin up his tank...

im the guy who pays for 150$ worth of cable and pay channels a month and on the rare occasion i watch tv its cartoon network.....


im the guy who buys a new loaf of bread every time he goes shopping... because he has to keep throwing them away since they go bad cause he dosent eat it...but every house should have bread..

im the guy who refuses to buy cartons of cigarettes because their too frigin expensive... swears to quit... every time he puts one out..... but has consitently been buying a pack a day for 14 years...


im the guy whos tired all day at work because he dosent get any sleep... than hangs at a coffee shop when he gets off of work and heads home for a redbull nightcap....

im the guy who HATES the sun, the heat.. the beach... tang tops.. palm trees... and getting a tan................. that moved to south florida beach two years ago....

im the guy who does his best to be different from everyone else.......which makes me exactly like you....