tailofdogma

So..much..booze..

OK, just because you're blacker than Jeff doesn't make you black, goddammit.
So...Blinking Lights is fucking fantastic. It makes me alternatively shiver/shake my booty. Somebody went and outdid himself, that bastard.
btw, last night Amy started doing my dishes randomly...I was confused, and at one point I said to her: "So now do I have to slap your ass and call you 'honey'?"
Thought you'd like to know.
Don't die tonight.

I feel the need to point out that your marketing is superb; running for Drunk Group leader, you couldn't have a better alias. ps-I just pimped for you in the NIN group. Victory shall be our...yours. Yes, yours.

I'm sure that can be managed-freshman look like high schoolers to me anyway.
I'm very confused by this; people think you're gay? Are you listening to a lot of Morissey around them or something? Perhaps they need to see you belting out "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" or something. Weirdos.
I seriously was going to nominate you; somehow I let my respect/adoration/whoring to neodrunk get in the way of that. Problem alleviated.
& fuck AA. It's a drunks group, not an alcoholics group. Problem? What problem, officer?

ha! i actually just joined that group. kinda like another lonely hearts club, don't you think? i need to check it out a little more i guess. but, yeah i think you will have my vote.

You're just jealous the Mooninites aren't pimping for you. Left my phone at home tonight--people don't usually call me after midnight. Strange, those are my best hours.

Intership? In Minneapolis, perchance? And it was a good ruse...better to have rused and come clean than never rused at all. Or something. The hell, I don't have any fucking wisdom...
When I'm in town in May, we need to get blitzed and go to Star Wars. I'm completely serious.

I was going to say we should drink us a Sam Jackson, but then Sam doesn't yell in these films. A damn shame, really. I'l love to hear him yelling at Palpatine: "Say it again, I dare you motherfucker!"

No, you made it clear you saved her ass. Most people aren't grateful, though...or don't even give credit where credit is due. That's fantastic.

And there's no way you could drink that much. Alcohol poisoning will always arrive before a state of Jeff-seems-attractive or Jen-seems-logical. Always.

Sounds like a very busy past two days.

Thank you for all the kindness.

Oh man......it's the Bud, buds. You don't drink Bud. Blue baby, or Corona! (though Guiness is pretty high up there, so that's good that's good)

best of wishes getting your stuff completed, and sorry you had such a shitty couple of days. You are quite the gentleman. ANd treat yourself, somehow, and go out and be crazy. get molested, get crazy, go beat some inanimate object up. We all need a little relief every now and then.

I miss Cross Colours.

I posted that mix on thee journal.

let me know what you think.

rad, i pecial.

if you were to ask me that question each day of the week, my answers would be different.

i heart electronic music, and there are so many different styles of it that are pleaseing.

not much good coming of it lately though...

unless you care to inform me of some?

Check your e-mail, fucker.

I realize I don't really need to tell you that, I just wanted to call you 'fucker.'

That's what I hear. I'll be there the end of June too. I figure if I die I'll die a bit more cultured.

Your no asshole.

Thank you.