If you've never seen me at karoke, it's really a thing to see. Tonight I did "Under the Bridge," "Piano Man," and then something i didn't think i could ever do...
Kiss by Prince.
And I rocked it. Brought the house down. 50 girls (read: all the girls in the bar) ran up, surrounded me, and started dancing. I kicked the ass of the ending too! I'm possibly doing that the next time i go to karoke and video-taping it. I drank free for the rest of the night.
Last night sucked, and was ackward in the morning, but fuck the rest of that. Goddamn I even danced tonight (should have cock-blocked tonight too! damn my morals!). I don't remember the last time i had that much fun at the Captain's Pub in Valley City!
Little known fact, if you are female and amazing at singing your song at karoke, I wish to sleep with you. A good, sexy singing voice is quite the turn-on.
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cipher:
Check your e-mail, home pregnancy test.
cipher:
You fucker. How did you manage that?