Before I begin, I should probably have announced at the CC that I am indeed a member and am indeed tailofdogma. In case you don't remember me, I was the goofy-looking mother-fucker talking to d_p while he was wearing his drinking smock and learing suggestively at neo_drunk.
To the asshole that stole my phone: fuck you!
Summation of my trip: lots of drinking on 1 hour of sleep and a little food. Only good was going to result from the remainder of the evening. A couple of Crown-Cokes later, and i'm in business again. I read my bar-tab but we didn't get charged for half of what we drank.
2 crown cokes
17 beers
2 colorado bulldogs
4 Irish Carbombs
60 dollars was a good bar-tab in downtown St. Paul in 3 and a half hours. I had the crown, 12 beers, and 2 carbombs and was still alive and not vomiting. My cohort however, well... this is when the story takes a turn. After the second car-bomb he makes it to the bathroom. I go to the bathroom a few minutes later to see the stall-door locked and his shoes. I ask if he's alive and he says yes... good enough for me, anyway. I come back 15 minutes later and he's passed out, doing the 'thinker' pose with his elbow on the toilet seat... I took a picture of it on my phone. So, very inebriated, I crawl under the door and unlock it. Aparently my phone came out of my shirt pocket during that time but I was too drunk to remember to grab it. I help him back to his bar-stool and get things together to leave and realize I don't have my phone anymore. I go back to the bathroom and it's nowhere to be found. The bar is going to call me if they find it, but I know it was stolen. It's still ringing when I call it meaning it's still on somewhere. I'm trying to get the phone shut off but Sprint doesn't have phone support at this hour. Fuckin limes!
Check out my livejournal link for pics of one of the best sunsets in recent memory from the cliff. Also, if you have an inactive Sprint phone or know someone who does that wouldn't mind loaning it out for two weeks, please let me know. I'd be willing to reimburse for shipping to North Dakota. I'm phone-less which is free in some ways and very restricting in others.
To the asshole that stole my phone: fuck you!
Summation of my trip: lots of drinking on 1 hour of sleep and a little food. Only good was going to result from the remainder of the evening. A couple of Crown-Cokes later, and i'm in business again. I read my bar-tab but we didn't get charged for half of what we drank.
2 crown cokes
17 beers
2 colorado bulldogs
4 Irish Carbombs
60 dollars was a good bar-tab in downtown St. Paul in 3 and a half hours. I had the crown, 12 beers, and 2 carbombs and was still alive and not vomiting. My cohort however, well... this is when the story takes a turn. After the second car-bomb he makes it to the bathroom. I go to the bathroom a few minutes later to see the stall-door locked and his shoes. I ask if he's alive and he says yes... good enough for me, anyway. I come back 15 minutes later and he's passed out, doing the 'thinker' pose with his elbow on the toilet seat... I took a picture of it on my phone. So, very inebriated, I crawl under the door and unlock it. Aparently my phone came out of my shirt pocket during that time but I was too drunk to remember to grab it. I help him back to his bar-stool and get things together to leave and realize I don't have my phone anymore. I go back to the bathroom and it's nowhere to be found. The bar is going to call me if they find it, but I know it was stolen. It's still ringing when I call it meaning it's still on somewhere. I'm trying to get the phone shut off but Sprint doesn't have phone support at this hour. Fuckin limes!
Check out my livejournal link for pics of one of the best sunsets in recent memory from the cliff. Also, if you have an inactive Sprint phone or know someone who does that wouldn't mind loaning it out for two weeks, please let me know. I'd be willing to reimburse for shipping to North Dakota. I'm phone-less which is free in some ways and very restricting in others.