tagatha

A few weeks ago my wife figured up the budget and said I had to cut back on drinking, so I did.
Last week she told me I would have to cut back some more, so I did.
This week she told me I would have to quit drinking altogether, I said I want to see the budget.
Looking it over I found she was spending over 60 dollars a month on make up and beauty supplies.
I asked, "Why do I have to quit drinking when you spend all that on make up?"
she said "I use that so I can be beautiful for you."
I said "Thats what the beer is for."



I don't think shes coming back.




I read this somewhere and laughed my ass off, so I had to share it.